I collect out of print, esoteric CDs. Thrift stores are a great place to find unusual additions to my collection, usually at a fraction of the price one would pay elsewhere, so I have hard time driving by a thrift store without stopping in to see what's available.
The only problem? You guessed it, NIGGERS.
I live in between Oakland and Richmond, California, one of the most niggerfuxated areas of the USA, so I have learned to hold my nose. I also keep a large bottle of hand sanitizer in my purse. Sometimes I even apply it to the bottom of my shoes before I enter my car. No kidding.
The other day I was browsing at a thrift in Oakland. A nasty old buck came shuffling up to the nearby VHS videos and began to flip through them while nigger babbling to himself.
Of course, being a nigger, he then ASSumed that the White woman (me) was interested in his niggerbabble, most likely as a prelude to an attempt at muh diking me.
I ignored him. He persisted.
"Babble babble ook eek Star Wars eeek ekkk Star Trek babble babble nomewhaasayin?"
No, nigger, I don't have a clue what you are saying. I continued to ignore him. (You get very good at ignoring niggers when you live here.)
A sheboon employee walked by and he asked her "whats beez da price of deez heer moobies?" to which she quickly replied "99" as she continued to walk past.
I guess reading the frigging price tags that were stuck on every video as well as the large "All VHS only .99 cents" sign smack dab in front of his nigger lips was too complicated for his nigger brain?
What followed? Again, you guessed it. CHIMPOUT!
"99? OOK EEEK! DAT SHEEIT BEEEZ CRAZY DAT BEEZ SPENSIVE! DEEZ BEEEZ CRAZY WHO DA HELL GONNA PAY 99 FOR A VHS? ALL DA VIDEO AT DA THRIF ON UNIVERSITY ABENU BEEZ ONLY A DOLLA! SHEEEIT! I AIN'T GONNA PAY NO 99 FOR A VHS I KIN BUYS FOR A DOLLA!"
Yes, the nigger Einstein actually thought she meant 99 DOLLARS. Proof that niggers really are dumb enough to believe that the Goodwill would charge 99 dollars for an old, used, beat up copy of Star Wars.
Then he shuffled away, still babbling. I almost wet my pants from laughing. I didn't find any CDs but the CHIMPOUT alone was worth the visit.
Niggers do suck but sometimes they're funny as Hell.
MyNameIsMissAnn, Niggermania 58 Comments
[7/19/2010 1:29:19 PM]
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