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Quote# 50971

Supersport, your name suits you, you really are a super sport. You push out great OPs time and time again, and stand strong even though you get one stars over and over and endure the weak ad hominem replies. But your reward is that this is how we see you, and you make great contributions. They only give you one stars and ad hominems because you pound Darwinism to the ground.

Am, CARM 18 Comments [10/31/2008 10:51:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 50830

Atheist are the most ignorant, silliest, the most stupid & brain-locked mentally sick beasts on this planet. They are who discharge their urine in the same plate in which they eat the provided food which is not made available on any other planet. They should be dragged to Jupiter, Mars or other deserted planets where they should produce their-selves all kinds of fruits, water, oxygen and other millions grants that GOD(Glory be to him)has given to man on earth.

PurgingFalsehood, YouTube 17 Comments [10/31/2008 8:47:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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Quote# 50826

[This is a comment at Radar, a cool secular site. The article this person is commenting on mocks attempts to make opposition to same-sex marriage look "hip".]

It's not "sad." The chickens are coming home to roost for the militant homosexual sub culture. Marriage between a man and woman, in church, still results in a legal civil union. Smart homosexuals know that it's the legal commitment that binds us in the eyes of the law. Homosexual attacks on Christianity are hate crimes. If you want a legally binding union with your partner, then get it handled and live your monogamous life.

Our pop culture has allowed the media to make heroes out of men who knowingly engage in high risk (heath by AIDS) behavior. These criminals who have unprotected sodomy with other homosexuals should be sentenced to life in prison -- just like any other person who attempts to infect a victim with a deadly decease.

Seneca, RadarOnline.com comment, "Hip Young People Hate Gay Marriage" 10 Comments [10/31/2008 8:47:30 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 51022

[On a thread discussing why another fundie is going to stop buying Apple products due to their support for gay marriage]

Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO).

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [10/31/2008 8:46:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Mr Spikey
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Quote# 51027

In the entire history of the world, only one nation has ever returnd after complete anihilation: Israel. Not the Assyrians, Babylonians, Caananites, Ninevites, edomites, no one else.

Now, with a God who still watches over them and honors his covenant promises to them, does anyone honestly think that a nation that goes against Israel or stabs her in the back is going to walk away unscathed?....




...Just ask Nazi Germany.

Robert, Rapture Forums 30 Comments [10/31/2008 8:22:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 51058

Queers are deviant, effeminate, HIV positive, Aids infected, rotten plague carrying man-devils.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, depressed, neurotic socio-paths and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.

It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.


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R. Michael Hands, Th.D., Last Chance Rescue Mission, Wilmington, CA 44 Comments [10/31/2008 6:56:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 50900

While you may have participated "all in fun," be assured, Halloween is serious business for Satanists and witches. Those who oppose Christ are known to organize on Halloween to observe satanic rituals, to cast spells, to oppose churches and families, to perform sacrilegious acts, and to even offer blood sacrifices to Satan. While some may say, "But we only do this in fun...we don't practice witchcraft," those things that represent Satan and his domain cannot be handled or emulated "for fun". Such participation places you in enemy and forbidden territory and that is dangerous ground.

Tom Sanguinet, former high priest in the Celtic tradition of Wicca (witchcraft) said "The modern holiday we call Halloween has its origins in the full moon closest to November 1, the witches’ New Year. It was a time when the "spirits" (demons) were supposed to be at their peak power and revisiting the earth planet." He went on to say, "Halloween is purely and absolutely evil, and there is nothing we ever have or will do that would make it acceptable to the Lord Jesus." [The Dark Side Of Halloween]

As evil prevails, Americans have embraced an evil day of Satan, with the pranks of 'would be' hoodlums, combined with 'demon faces' on pumpkins, clothing of 'death' being worn, and calling it fun. When Christians participate in Halloween, it sends a message to children that witchcraft, demonism, Satanism, and the occult are something fun, entertaining and harmless.

Jeremiah Project, JeremiahProject.com 24 Comments [10/31/2008 6:47:01 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 50854

Thank you for posting that article. I hope things like that will help me convince my husband to let me homeschool our kids again. Thank you for having the courage to speak out against homosexuality, this is an issue we as christians should never be tolerant of or complacent.

aimee, Homeschooling Hints 12 Comments [10/31/2008 6:09:21 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 50868

Pals, atheists, gravity is not the factor that makes the earth move on its orbit; nor the energy that ...?
.. it gets from sun. Earth runs on its orbit with none of the above. Where do you think the Sun getting it energy to rotate in its orbit? Why did science think once that the Sun does not move and is still, while Bible foretold years back that the Sun moves? Stars and Planets are given energy within themselves to move perfectly in their respective orbits. They don't get it from each other. Gravity is not the force that makes earth rotate in its orbit; gravity only attracts, it does not push (to cause to move forward or around).

How did these planets and stars got its own "energy" to move on?

Tiger, Yahoo Answers 9 Comments [10/31/2008 4:29:36 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 50857

Hey Matt or fellow canucks, I heard last night that Canada past Sheria Laws on my local christian radio station...is that true or do you know anything about that...they were saying we dont need that here in america...the contitution needs to stand alone and be left alone.
Reply With Quote

god_chick3, Rapture Forums 13 Comments [10/31/2008 4:26:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 50959

I don't see anything wrong in what she said. I do believe that Obama is a closet Muslim for many documented reasons! There is also proof that he is a socialist...from being in the New Party, and from his own words!
This woman has a right to speak her mind and I think it is just wrong that she is being terminated from her position.

On the other hand, I do believe she should have apologized from her remark that "Muslims are our enemies'. She should have said that radical Muslims are our enemies not just the word 'muslims'...because America has many, many Muslim people in America who are not radical and love this country (IMHO, they are not true to their faith cause if they were they would hate us too like the Koran teaches them too) and wishes no harm to it.

Yes, America is a melting pot of many different kinds of people. That is one of the reasons that has made our country so great, but the greatest thing about our country is that we had always held to our Judeo-Christian values in this nation. I feel we are on the brink of losing our Christian heritage, because of the political correctness in our society. That's another blog though.
Anyway, we CAN'T elect a Muslim or anyone else who isn't a Christian as POTUS! If we do...then everything our forefathers have fought and died for will be for naught. This is America...we can respect all the other religions that Americans have, but by being America we have to have a CHRISTIAN president! That's the way it has always been and the way it should always be. Yet...we know that according to biblical prophecy it won't always be the great nation it once was.

><>KarateMom<><, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [10/31/2008 4:15:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 50944

[on why abortion should be illegal even in cases both the mother and fetus will die]

If a woman is going to die in childbirth, it is part of God's providential plan.

If a child is going to die in childbirth, it is part of God's providential plan.

If a doctor kills a child, it is murder, and though God may use it for good, I doubt that is was part of his plan.

Hannahjiejie, The Town of Oddysey 23 Comments [10/31/2008 2:49:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 50935

[Excerpts from a fundy tract titled "Your First Six Days in Hell."]

As you move farther, faint sounds of moaning and wailing become detectable. They seem to be coming through the darkness from every direction. You become aware of a faint light. It flickers like a flame, yet thick clouds of black smoke dance all around it, keeping the flame from casting off any real hope of light. Suddenly you find yourself obsessed to know what day and hour it is. Already it feels like you've been here for an eternity...and it's only Day 1.
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The heat. It's right at the edge of unbearable. Hot, searing, intolerable heat. You crave water. You'd give anything for a drink, and you try unsuccessfully to push that desire out of your mind. The air is thick, choking, miserable...and it's just Day 2.
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At least you think it's day 3. It seems as if it has already been forever. You've not been able to sleep....You wonder when this nightmare will end. You wonder why somebody can't make it stop...and it's only Day 3.
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Looking back, you think how foolish you were to reject God's offer of salvation. You wish you could choose again. You find yourself hoping that your loved ones will choose differently, even though you realize such a choice means you'll never see them again...never touch them...never speak to them. What a horrible realization...and it's only Day 4.

American Tract Society, American Tract Society 39 Comments [10/31/2008 2:36:59 PM]
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Quote# 50880

Hating gay people is not bigotry just like hating plumbers is not bigotry.

Bigotry is hating someone for something they cannot choose or change.

Abydos, WoW Offtopic 21 Comments [10/31/2008 2:06:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50966

I am voting for MCCain, but I think Obama will win. Scary days ahead for us, I'm afraid. Hopefully we're going home sooner than we think and won't have to endure the Obama presidency to the point he makes us ladies all wear burkas and recite the Koran.

bghtnpd4, RaptureForums 5 Comments [10/31/2008 2:04:40 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
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Quote# 51081

My nurse and I discuss endtime events on a daily basis. This morning she came in and told me that a friend of hers is a insurance agent. The most common question over the past few weeks has been : "how quickly can my family collect insurance money after the rapture?". She tells them that they should not worry about that, they need to worry about gettng them saved.

denster, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [10/31/2008 8:13:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 50992

Haha. Just think about it. 15 BILLION years. It sounds like a little kid making it up.

The earth is not that old. It's only thousands of years old, most likely less than 10,000 years old. See, the problem with scientists using the carbon dating method (a method that has been proved to be ineffective) is that they don't believe in such events as the flood which changed the earth dramatically over the course of just 40 days. They believe it took BIILLIONS of years for such changes to occur. That's just not true. God created the earth and it is simply not that old.

Scientists just make things up off of faulty methods to make themselves look like gods.

oremus_fratres, Yahoo Answers 23 Comments [10/31/2008 5:58:13 AM]
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Submitted By: green_meklar
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Quote# 51002

Because of years and years of looking at and touching scores of women inappropriately, the male gynecologist no doubt has a seared conscience and a perverted mind (I will not go into detail of what goes on in the doctor’s office for decency’s sake, but any woman who has been there knows what I am referring to.). His view of women and the marital bed has certainly been warped by his indecent involvement with countless women.
May God help preachers in this generation to make the Bible their authority, not tradition, and call this ungodly practice what it really is – sin. Any doctor that looks upon and touches a woman’s private parts in his office “hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.” Sir, if you let your wife go to a male gynecologist, you need to get right with God.

Pastor Steven L Anderson, Pastor Steven L Anderson 45 Comments [10/31/2008 2:28:29 AM]
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Quote# 50893

Q u o t e:
Since it hasn't been demonstrated otherwise, I'm going to assume that the objections against Carbon dating are the same bunk I've already heard about. All sources I find tell me that Carbon dating is still accurate up to around 45000 years, and still can't be used on things older than 60000 years or so, which is most definitely not a new development.

It doesn't even matter, because we have other methods of dating which work just fine for longer periods in the past.



Well sorry, you are wrong. If you look up the scientology of those methods, you will see they don't agree because decay rates can't be standarized. It's a guesstimate, nothing more. Water exposure proves those results to vary extraordinarily.

I give it another 20 years and I'm sure they'll debunk carbon-14 dating entirely, as well as radio-carbon dating and replace it tenfold by then, coming up with a new age for the earth that everyone will happily agree is "fact".

Brielé, WoW Offtopic 11 Comments [10/31/2008 2:15:13 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50821

*Cannabis abuser 'snapped his 16-month-old daughter's back in two'*

I don't know. I've lost all my sympathy for cunts, even little ones. Had she survived she would have hated men all her life.

I'm also wondering about the alleged "facts" of the case. The fellow is said to be "cannabis user" which tends to make people more mellow. I'm wondering if the abusive mother wasn't actually the guilty party in most of the injuries to the child.

bobx23456, MRO 27 Comments [10/31/2008 1:45:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 51008

I know that a win by Obama means persecution for the saints. He will pass hate crime laws that will limit Christian speech, close down websites, and force churches to hire gays.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [10/31/2008 1:26:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Redneck Bimbo Governor
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Quote# 50807

Nobel price winner proved that White people smarter than African/Black, he got trashed all over the world tho for that, called him a racist but it's not like that's not true.
You don't need to be genius to understand that white people are smarter than black.

Look at Worlds History, Europes History is huge, thousands of great battle, trully rich histroy. For example even after WW2 Europe was completely destroyed and look now after 60 years or so Europe is booming again, so my point is it doesn't take long for white people to build something and look at Africa, they can't do anything, i don't know a single smart black person that invented something and it's not about slavery. Whatever they have now white people gave it to them.

The only thing Africa gave us was Aids, THANKS ALOT.

Egyptians weren't even black so you can't consider that as Africans.

Foxzz, WoW Offtopic 37 Comments [10/31/2008 1:25:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: L
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Quote# 50842

im creationist for several reasons
for a start i have found several, i guess you could say, holes in the theory of evolution
the first cell, when it "evolved" why would it bother to evolve any more, its the top dog, wouldnt it just sit there completely content w/ being the only living thing on earth?

this one is a little amusing
lets take the example of a giraffe, so it starts out sorta like a horse, it decides it needs a long neck to eat the food at the top of the tree.
so it starts growing a long neck. it finally gets its long neck and reaches up to get some food and passes out cuz it cant get blood to its head (dead)
so then it starts to evolve a strong muscles to push the blood to its head. its gets the muscles and the long neck.
now it can eat from the top of the tree, when it reaches down to get a drink, the blood rushes to its head and its head explodes (dead)
then afters its been extinct twice then it knows it needs a long neck, strong muscles to get the blood up there, and a sponge like tissue to soak up blood when its getting a drink

its the whole thing of "irreducible complexity" where if you take out one part of a system (in this case a giraffe) then it wont work

this applies to a cell too. if you took out a part of a cell then they wouldnt work anymore.
darwin (the inventor of evolution) said that if a cell cant be reduced then my theory wont work
(he came up w/ his theory before we really knew much of anything about cells, i believe at the time the were just thought to be little blobs, which they arent)

now the whole theory of natural selection, i do believe in (its not actually a set part of evolution, but it does work in w/ the whole theory)
in my freshman biology class we studied about how when the grand canyon was formed a group of rodents live in the area and was separated by the chasm. over time they each adapted to there different environments and even became different colors

lol, sorry that took so much space and all but i hope it helped
feel free to ask me stuff if you would like, i cant promise that ill have the answer but ill do my best to answer the best i can

Nickthesupergenious, Teenspot 70 Comments [10/30/2008 10:54:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: thejebusfire
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Quote# 50804

I believe a snake talked to Eve. Snakes used to walk upright before the fall. Also I believe Jonah was in the belly of a sea monster of some sorts as even Jesus Christ himself said it's true. I have faith to believe in these things. Faith based on what the bible tells me. 100% truth. No hesitation or doubt at all.

Shockawenow, Youtube 54 Comments [10/30/2008 10:40:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 51116

[Q: In your opinion, what religion do you think is dumb?]

Atheists. They dont believe in anything. Sounds pretty contradicting to me!

askme!, yahoo answers 59 Comments [10/30/2008 10:40:32 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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