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Quote# 80151


Except that's incorrect. I don't know if you're lying, or just ignorant of the facts, but Paganism forces its way into Science class more than anything.

We have planets named Mercury, Venus, Mars, etc.
We have no planets named "Noah".

We have elements named Neptunium, Promethium, etc.

We have no elements named "Moses".

Hatred of Theism fills the Universities, though. They force their hatred upon theism in no subtle way, actually banging you on the head with a hammer, in trying to make anti theism look like strength and victory. We know this because of team names.

Unless you live in a fantasy world where we have the Duke Blue Angels, the DePaul Blue Christians, the Arizona State Sun Angels, the Mississippi Valley State Angels, and the Wake Forest Screaming Jesus Men.

But I live in the real world.


drystyx, IMDB 104 Comments [3/22/2011 8:26:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Flibble
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Quote# 80150

Although labor unions go against every single employer-employee relation example in the Bible, it never ceases to amaze me how Christians still try to justify their membership and support.

One lady I work with asked me why I'm opposed to them, and I told her the economic reasons (they devastate an economy and provide the opposite results for their members than they claim), but I laid out for her page after page of Scripture showing why they are wrong.

Her reply was, "I'll have to ask my priest about that".

She returned a couple of days later and her response was, "My priest says the same thing you do. But, that just can't be right!" (Her economics major son also says the same thing, but she rejects that as well.)

The Bible calls willful sin "lawlessness" and there is a higher level of accountability for this. A faithful Christian simply cannot join or support a labor union in any way.

You're known by the company you keep, and they are extortionists.

Hope_of_Glory, Crosswalk 71 Comments [3/22/2011 8:26:22 AM]
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Quote# 80146

(Texas' Bexar County Democratic Chair Dan Ramos's remarks about the gay group, Stonewall Democrats)


In an interview with the Current today, Ramos blamed homosexuals in the party for both undermining his authority and for the poor election results in Bexar County in 2010. “They are all connected to the gay Democratic Party, the so-called Stonewall Democrats. Just like termites they managed to get some of their people in key positions,” he said.

The party faithful has been largely divided over Ramos since he was elected to office in May, 2010, but his chief detractors are all homosexuals, Ramos said.

Ramos said he opposes homosexuality on religious grounds and doesn’t believe gay-friendly Democrats like Stonewall reflect the values of Bexar County voters. “I liken them to the Tea Party — the Tea Party and the f**king Nazi Party — because they’re 90 percent white, blue-eyed, and Anglo, and I don’t give a f**k who knows that. Just like the blacks … they’re American, but you can’t get your way just because you’re black.”





Dan Ramos, http://towleroad.com 50 Comments [3/22/2011 8:24:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 80104

[Regarding homosexual members of a church youth group]

I just wish it was that simple. These kids aren't doing anything wrong besides being homosexual...they aren't inappropriate or crass, and know not to show unusual affection toward the members of their own gender. The problem is just that they're happy, as bad as that sounds, and by everyone in our group seeing that their sin hasn't caused them any pain or guilt...I dunno. We try to illustrate to them and everyone else how God sees them (almost every week now), but it doesn't stop them from being as popular as they are. They're exuberant and extremely content in their lifestyle, and I'm really worried that it's going to rub off on the other children.

I strongly believe that Satan has found a great ally in homosexual children. I'm completely lost as to what to do.

Tangle, Rapture Ready 93 Comments [3/22/2011 8:21:42 AM]
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Submitted By: nintendofreakgcn
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Quote# 80056

Please tell me how not agreeing with the sin of homosexuality is violent,aggressive,condemning and intolerant? Do you live by the motto “your intolerance will not be tolerated”?

There is a great law, God’s. Also, all of human civilization is based on one man and one woman pairing up and raising the next generation. Only in the last 60 years have ignorant people decided to try to erode the foundation of society. We are starting to see the consequences of it. The old African proverb is fitting here, “do not tear down a fence until you first know why it was built”.

Gay parents model a lifestyle that is dangerous and degrading for children. They pass on their sinful lifestyles and put the next generation at risk. Marriage is the best place to raise children, sociology even agrees that it is the optimal choice.

Homosexuals do not know what love is, agape, self-sacrificial love. They only know eros, selfish, where the word erotic comes from. They cannot love sacrificially because they do not have the ability. That type of love only comes from God and He only gives it to those who obey Him.

I obey God because I love Him and respect Him. There is no fear. I once feared when I was lost in my sins but now I have been set free. Perfect love casts out fear. You can have this love too. It is available for all, even to homosexuals. They must repent and turn away from their sinful lifestyles.

Shame on me for telling the truth about homosexuality and its dangers? I do not understand your logic. Your rights end where mine begin. I have the right to protect myself from homosexuality and also my kids from its dangers.

If homosexuals were not so aggressive in their promotion of homosexual propaganda then they would not be criticized so much.



Erik Brewer, http://erikbrewer.wordpress.com 95 Comments [3/22/2011 8:21:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 80076

"Once in power Hitler abolished trade unions, the right to strike and collective bargaining."

are some kind of an idiot or what? What does the "workers" in National Socialist "Workers" Party stand for?

Just like you commies of today, Hitler, Musosolini, and all you leftist fascists USED unions as a tool to bring down free and productive societies, and once you fascists got control only THEN did you turn on the useful idiots (brainwashed union drones for example) that put you there. Unions, welfare, etc. are all tools used by fascists to implement your Marxism utopias, after which they are no longer useful to you (and actually now are a burden to YOU) and the result has always been massive brutality in the aftermath.

Shall we talk now about how your precious Islamo-fascist governments treat their citizens and particularly those who aren't Muhammadans, you shameless hypocrite?

"Joe Biden", Moonbattery 77 Comments [3/21/2011 9:34:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 80143

the best way to get persecuted is to put Jesus on your facebook page. the true mark of a Christian is persecution.



ack903, Rapture Ready 106 Comments [3/21/2011 5:35:19 AM]
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Quote# 80055

Why is the homosexual movement/agenda pushing to lower the age of consent between men and boys, in the area of sexual relations? Homosexuals have a taste for young boys, they always have and always will. They are perverts and do all sorts of perverted things. Plus, if you get’em while their young then you got’em for life. Homosexuals do not reproduce, they have to make new converts so the best place to start is with the young and naive.

As far as crime goes, I have a friend on the St. Louis police force. He said that anytime there is a brutal murder and men are involved, the first line of questioning is “was there a homosexual connection here?” Homosexuals and lesbians are very aggressive and violent, it is a fact. The majority of serial killers in the USA were homosexuals or bisexuals, in other words, sexual perverts, like all homosexuals.



Erik Brewer, http://erikbrewer.wordpress.com 119 Comments [3/20/2011 7:41:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 80136

(This bill was introduced in Texas legislature by State rep. Bill Zedler. Here the crucial part:)

"PROHIBITION OF DISCRIMINATION BASED ON
RESEARCH RELATED TO INTELLIGENT DESIGN.

An institution of higher education may not discriminate against or penalize in any manner, especially with regard to employment or academic support, a faculty member or student based on the faculty member’s or student’s conduct of research relating to the theory of intelligent design or other alternate theories of the origination and development of organisms."

Bill Zedler , Texas legislature 96 Comments [3/20/2011 7:18:16 AM]
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Quote# 80134

Yes, it's true that we no longer have a President, and it's sad because this was once a great nation. Now it's being taken over by the illegals, the homosexuals, the atheists, the Muslims, and everyone else who goes against the Word of God. Obama is just sitting back and letting it happen, and enabling it even. We are no longer the Christian nation we once were, what we need is another Reagan but I don't see one on the horizon. What I fear most is Obama getting re-elected and in his second term will be even worse than his first, because he can plow his liberal agenda through without a re-election to worry about... it would not surprise me one bit if Obama declared Marshall Law and declared himself President for life... but I hope we are long gone by then. The only President I recognize is Jesus Christ and he is coming soon.. come quickly, Lord Jesus! Get us out of here!!


Sydney, RaptureReady 95 Comments [3/20/2011 7:17:47 AM]
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Quote# 80114

How you can resist modern paganism

1. Recognize that abortion is primarily a spiritual issue. Abortion is the sacrifice of human preborn infants on the altar of convenience by those with a pagan worldview. Abortion is not just a political or social issue; it’s a spiritual issue. Witchcraft is the spiritual force behind the politics of abortion.

2. Engage in spiritual warfare against demonic forces behind child sacrifice. There are many forms that this can take, but spiritual warfare is most effective when you appear physically at the abortuary nearest to your home. It is important for the Church in America to go to the places where the killing is taking place and intercede on behalf of the unborn. Prayer for the mercy of God to spare the unborn and put an end to abortion in our nation must be accompanied by real activism on the part of the Church. Jesus said: “The gates of hell shall not prevail against the Church” (Matthew 16:18).

3. Evangelism. Many abortion advocates are not secularists, but are deeply spiritual people. They are drawn to the spiritual power of occult practices. Some of the most meaningful evangelistic outreaches occur before the very gates of hell the abortion clinics of America. Two of the most notable examples in recent years are Norma McCorvey, the Roe of Roe v. Wade, and Dr. Bernard Nathanson, a former abortion doctor, both of whom were reached through the evangelistic witness of pro-life activists. God can pour out his grace on those practicing human sacrifice, but they must repent. Pray that God will touch that deep spiritual impulse in abortionists to seek reconciliation with their loving Father.

4. Become politically and socially involved. Don’t be fooled by the modern prevailing notion that God is not involved in politics. Isaiah described the role of Jesus Christ in governing the affairs of men: “And the government shall be upon His shoulders” (Isaiah 9:6). This government includes individual, family and church self-government, but this verse also applies to civil government. Civil government is not “secular” or evil, but should be occupied by Christians who rule by the moral law of God.

5. Give generously to ministries that are committed to reforming our society. There are many organizations that are committed to fighting the war against abortion. But reformation must happen at the grass roots level among committed individuals.

Jay Rogers, Forerunner.com 62 Comments [3/19/2011 5:08:00 AM]
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Quote# 80110

[Re. the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.]

We can't see the connections here. Now look, I'm not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes. Well -- I'm not saying that he -- I'm not not saying that either.

God -- what God does is God's business, I have no idea. But I'll tell you this: whether you call it Gaia or whether you call it Jesus -- there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' I'm just sayin'. And -- yesterday I got home and I was thinking about all the messages that I could bring in, all the things that I could tell ya, and oh I've got stuff on Hezbollah. Oh, I have stuff on radical Islam in America that'll make your eyes fall out. Or I could just tell you the answer, and the answer is: Buckle up. Buckle up, 'cause it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Because, things are gonna get bumpy and, just a few reminders there at the beginning as this rollercoaster takes off, always a good safety tip: Keep your arms and legs in. Don't do anything stupid, what do you say we follow the big top ten. You can call them Moses' ten commandments, or ten rules of thumb. What do you say we start doing those things? Because the things we are doing really suck and they're not getting better.

Glenn Beck, Media Matters 88 Comments [3/19/2011 5:05:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 80000

If evolution is true, you could not know that it's true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 81 Comments [3/18/2011 6:48:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 79985

"We are concerned that a country that was founded on European-style Christian moral values has now become a multicultural haven for every weird and kinky lifestyle."

Gopal Krishna, Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition 72 Comments [3/18/2011 6:48:49 PM]
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Quote# 80091

[Previous poster: Yes, that's right... 284,917 peer reviewed papers on evolution.]

How many of them were named, Jesus?

AV1611vet, Christian Forums 77 Comments [3/18/2011 3:33:45 AM]
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Submitted By: MM
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Quote# 80088

I am NOT of the mind that better 100 guilty should go free than one innocent be put to death. For one thing, the innocent might well be innocent of the specific crime charged yet be very guilty of numerous crimes not charged. The detainees at Gitmo are NOT innocent people. The grave injustice is to condemn other innocent people to death because of a misguided attempt to release an insane maladjusted jihadist based on some erroneous perception that because they might MIGHT not have committed a specific crime they are wholly innocent.

Kathy30, Free Conservatives 83 Comments [3/18/2011 3:33:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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Quote# 80087

An imam of an east London mosque has been subject to death threats and intimidation for expressing his views on evolution and women's right to refuse the veil.

Dr Usama Hasan, vice-chairman at Leyton mosque and a senior lecturer in engineering at Middlesex University, ceased delivering Friday prayers after 25 years of service when 50 Muslim protesters disrupted his lecture by handing out leaflets against him and shouting in the mosque for his execution.

Unnamed British Muslims, Guardian 49 Comments [3/18/2011 3:32:33 AM]
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Quote# 80069

My atheist sister has gone too far
I really think she's damned to hell. My mother is heartbroken about it. Right now I'm discusted, all though I know I'll become sad.

My sister, although she professes to be an atheist, has been interested in eastern religious things for a long time. Not actually following the "religion" or anything but like she has a lot of buddhist decorations in her house.

But then last night we all met at golden corral for dinner and...she has a new tattoo. She has several and everyone in the family hates them but this is too much. On her forearm she has a buddhist "god"!!! It's an elephant with a bunch of arms. Right there where anyone can see it.

Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, died for her sins and mine and she just SPIT in His Face! I'm so discusted I want to vomit! I'm really feeling led to cut off all ties with her. She may be my sister and we are all sinners but she's happily breaking Commandments right and left. now she has put a graven image, an idol, on her arm.

Please help me decide what to do. I'm beside myself.

nursingmom, RR 168 Comments [3/17/2011 4:47:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Amber
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Quote# 80059

Giorgio Armani and Giani Versace have the fall of man to thank for their success in clothing the elite of society. Apart from covering ourselves from elements of cold and heat a world-view without God has no explanation of clothing. No other creatures of the earth attempt to cloth themselves to the level that humans do. Genesis 3 gives the most logical explanation of the need for clothes. Having been created in perfection man sinned and realized his nakedness. I challenge atheist thinkers to give a logical explanation of clothing that does not include God.

Ben Schettler, Don't Step on a Tomato 108 Comments [3/17/2011 4:42:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 80048

[On statistics about victims of religion-related hate crimes]

Funny how they mentioned the info about attacks against Muslims and Jews, but left out the data on attacks on Christians. Silence is deafening....

TaliaKirana, RR 49 Comments [3/16/2011 3:31:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Canama
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Quote# 80043

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem.

Gene Moody, Demonbusters.com 131 Comments [3/15/2011 6:06:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 80034

As I sat in front of Fox News this morning, sipping my coffee, a well-dressed "moderate" Muslim was telling the viewing audience how he, and those he asssociated with, were doing their best to change the viewpoint of all who would view them as potential terrorists. I kept thinking that this 3-piece suited gentleman probably has a prayer rug
sitting in Fox's green room waiting for him to thank his god, satan, for giving him the opportunity to pull the wool over most of America's eyes. Wake up America, come LORD Jesus!

paulsm, RR 73 Comments [3/15/2011 2:38:20 PM]
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Quote# 80016

Their calling this the "7th" largest earthquake in the world since records have been kept.

For those that don't know it,the number "7" in the Bible means ;Completeness-Spiritual-Perfection".

ByFaithIFly, RR 85 Comments [3/15/2011 2:18:33 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
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Quote# 80007

Not only does France have nudity in their commercials and nude beaches, they have commercials for nude beaches. I'm not joking.

Truly a depraved culture. Honestly if I find out someone's French I assume the worst.

Tangle, Rapture Ready 130 Comments [3/15/2011 2:06:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Cindy
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Quote# 80002

Just because you in Washington and you who are so out of touch with life in the media, just because you don't believe in anything doesn't mean nobody else does. We do. You know why you're confused by this show? It's because I believe in something. You don't.

Tea parties believe in small government. We believe in returning to the principles of our Founding Fathers. We respect them. We revere them. Shoot me in the head before I stop talking about the Founders. Shoot me in the head if you try to change our government.

I will stand against you and so will millions of others. We believe in something. You in the media and most in Washington don't. The radicals that you and Washington have co-opted and brought in wearing sheep's clothing — change the pose. You will get the ends.

You've been using them? They believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You're going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.

They are dangerous because they believe. Karl Marx is their George Washington. You will never change their mind. And if they feel you have lied to them — they're revolutionaries. Nancy Pelosi, those are the people you should be worried about.

[Emphasis added.]

Glenn Beck, foxnews.com 70 Comments [3/15/2011 2:05:47 PM]
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