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Quote# 57271

[We're all still here!]
Subject: There will be no inauguration in January, 2009 Life After Death Experience


Scott Walkington experienced a life after death experience. We have talked with him on several occasions and he spoke at our church. When he speaks, he is very articulate and he gives details that would be difficult to relate if this experience had not been real. Jesus gave Scott seven events that were to happen before the rapture. (1st Thes. 4:13-17; 5:1-4.) The following is Scott's thoughts on the past election. The fulfillment of the following will be the verification of whether Scott had a dream or his life after death experience was real. Whatever happens, this is definitely a time for Christians to pray for our families and our nation.

Dear friends in Christ, Before I start, let me make this statement ... I'm just a messenger, nothing more, nothing less.

Many of you asked in the past year or so who might be elected the next president, based on the Seven Signs that Jesus gave me in my heaven experience. And I answered that Obama's campaign seemed to match many of the issues that Jesus promised in this next candidate. I would have liked to shared this prophecy back then, but I did not want it to look like a political advertisement. So I chose to write about this AFTER the election.

I can also tell you that this presidential election, based on my heaven experience, is prophecy being fulfilled. We're just one more milestone closer to the rapture.

Just remember...except for local elections, last Tuesday's election was the LAST presidential election we will ever experience before the rapture. There will be no more! Isn't that exciting?

Here is what's yet to happen.

1. Coming in January (inauguration) ... Due to a "problem", Obama will NOT be sworn in as the next president.. He will never take that office. Why? I don't know. This is the missing piece to the puzzle.

We must wait in anticipation to see whatever this "problem" might be.

2. Bush will be forced to extend his presidential term until this "problem" can be resolved. Remember, Jesus told me, "The president you know right now (meaning Bush) will be the last president you will know at the time of the rapture."

3. Violence will erupt within our nation due to this "problem". What might this be? Rioting? Demonstrations? Terrorism? We will wait and see.

4. Jesus told me, "Your troops will be brought home from around the world, but this does not mean peace."

Then my minister, Rev. John Rice, (in heaven) said, "When this happens, stay off the airplanes, the trains and the interstate highways. If you must cross a river, use a less traveled bridge or a ferry. When driving, use as many backroads as possible."

Then Jesus told me, "Your nation will need all the help it can get to defend itself."

5. World War III will erupt. All the nations will turn against this nation, blaming Bush for this "problem", but by the time the world realizes that Bush was not to blame, it will be too late.

6. Missiles will be dropped on cities on the east coast, then the west coast, making 9/11 look very minimal.

7. When we see missiles and fighter jets flying above us in all directions right here at home and you feel like it can't get any worse than this, that's when you know the rapture is about to take place.

Our nation will lose this war badly. It will be the end of the United States. At this time the one world government and the antichrist will take over.

All these things I learned from my heaven experience. Jesus also told me, "These are all in God's plan. As horrible as these events may seem, these events must happen in order for the rapture to take place. But you must fear not, for as you see these things happen, you must realize these are merely milestones as we get closer to the rapture. Just do your works as normally as you possibly can. Then when this time comes, I will call you and everyone else on My list, in the twinkle of My eye, just that fast."

Let me finish by saying, I'm just a messenger, nothing more, nothing less.

Sandra E. Graham, January Inauguration and The Rapture 83 Comments [1/28/2009 7:17:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Moondog
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Quote# 57529

Universities are where "smart" people preach against God and promote feminism, sodomy, drug-use, promiscuity and all else that is opposed to God.

Rufus 1611, Bible Forum 92 Comments [1/28/2009 7:00:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Lbark
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Quote# 57421

(On Obama shutting down Guantanamo Bay.)

[I am glad to hear that President Obama is making this move. It should have been done long, long ago. We should never have resorted to torture. It's a dark part of our national history now.]

REPLY

A wise man said:

Torture has been redefined by the left.

We don't torture at Gitmo. Waterboarding works or it would not be done.
The guards do not beat the detainees. Our enemies torture our soldiers to death.

If we drape an Israeli flag around a terrorists shoulders, and threaten to send pictures home to his friends...the left calls that torture.

If we show puppet shows to Gitmo detainees about how its wrong to kill...
the left calls that torture.

Turning up and down a standard air conditioner is not torture, but it gets these guys to talk. And thats the point. If they didn't talk under such pressure, we wouldn't be doing it.

America doesn't torture. Whiney anti-war liberals say we do, but we don't.
We will aggressively interrogate. And I'm not ashamed that we do. Nor am I a lesser Christian for believing that.

The people in Gitmo are prisoners of war taken from the field of combat. They are some of the most evil people on earth. Even with Obama, we may never be able to release some of them. never.
There is no pie in the sky. Sin and evil exist in the world. Pacifist policies do nothing to protect the people. We need to deal with evil, not ignore it.

buzzardhut, RR 77 Comments [1/28/2009 7:00:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Trent Reznor
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Quote# 57569

If all of this is slowly but surely coming out in the media, God only knows what he must be saying and planning, I mean SCHEMING to do behind closed doors!

This is what happens when you take a rat out of the sewers of Chicago's gutter politics, call him a Christian and elect him President.

He Had Mercy, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [1/28/2009 6:59:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Carole
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Quote# 57320

January 20, 2009 is the day the United States of America died. We have ushered in an era that will approach Sodom and Gomorrah standards.

Frostie7, RR 46 Comments [1/28/2009 6:53:31 AM]
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Quote# 57211

Satan is having his greatest holiday in 8 years today! I WEEP FOR THE HEATHEN 88% OF THIS COUNTRY WHO DID NOT SUPPORT GEORGE BUSH!

#1Christian, Fox News Forums 36 Comments [1/28/2009 6:52:52 AM]
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Submitted By: warpedpavilion
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Quote# 57361

Quote:
Originally Posted by notmyown View Post
Do we not have the right to see him get sworn in again? This should be made public.....this is NOT right!!

I agree. To my knowledge there is no recorded video or audio. Please correct me if I am wrong. Let's see video or atleast hear audio. Why would such a huge issue be taken care of privately?
I have only seen a snapshot.

How do we know he said "so help me God?" For all I know (without proof) he could have said "so help me Allah" or pick any other god as a possibility. Did you notice the first time he took the oath, Justice Roberts phrased "so help me God" in a question form as almost expecting something different?

silver, RR 36 Comments [1/28/2009 6:52:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Carole
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Quote# 57357

[In defiance of the celebrities pledging their service to Obama on YouTube]


"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment.

I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition.

I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever."

MathDoc, Free Republic 43 Comments [1/28/2009 6:51:57 AM]
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Submitted By: bmus
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Quote# 57316

Some speculate that part of Darwin's mental problems were due to his nagging, gnawing fear that he had devoted his "life to a fantasy"—and a "dangerous one" at that. This fear was that his theory was false and there was, in fact, a divine Creator.

Jerry Bergman, "Ph.D.", ICR 43 Comments [1/28/2009 5:29:17 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 57249

[Regarding proof of the reality of God]

I would argue the structure of the universe points dircetly to God. (ie. Intelligent Design)

Oh and by the way, evolutionary theory is being abandoned by many in the highest levels of academia. Just go ahead and watch the Movie "Expelled" and you will get a very interesting view of things, how things really are going. And, you know, if you really don't want to watch the whole thing, fast forward to about 10 minutes left, and listen to Dawkins' interview with Ben Stein. Very Revealing to the evolutionists' problems!! Please, treat yourself to that.

savedbygrace0007, venomfangxsite.com 35 Comments [1/28/2009 5:01:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 57287

[Stock market downslide on inauguration day]

Here's the final 1/20 DOW number - 7,949.09

Now look at it CLOSELY, and THINK HARD, and tell me what you see.

BornAgain123, RR 80 Comments [1/28/2009 4:51:57 AM]
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Quote# 57120

Quote:
Originally Posted by scatty6105
I would have to say that many of my family members who are Christians change the subject when I talk about the rapture. My sister-in-law told me she feels I'm giving up on this life. I told her I'm-just looking forward to being with Jesus!

Your sister-in-law is giving the classic excuse for those who don't like to discuss the rapture at all because it makes them scared or uneasy and puts the shift of that discomfort back onto you. We aren't giving up on this life. We just read the end of the Book and know how it all turns out. We've watched and prayed for Jesus' return as we were instructed to. We know the signs of His return and have discerned them to know that He is returning very soon. We aren't giving up on this life, we're just looking forward to the next one. It's like a child who anticipates Christmas. We don't damper their spirit by saying they shouldn't think about it and to live for today. It's fun to look forward to something wonderful! And, not to mention, we are instructed to be as little children...

Simple Living, RR 37 Comments [1/28/2009 4:31:26 AM]
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Quote# 57079

I know what you mean. All the money spent to take out God out of this world could have done much more if it were donated for a proper cause. Perhaps, feed the needy.

Julian4jc, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [1/28/2009 4:24:57 AM]
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Quote# 57105

Jesus offers eternal life and a great hope.So why would anyone who doesnt believe in Christ want to have Children?Who would just grow up to have cancer,have a horrible car accident,get murdered or suffer some other kind of grief,have no hope after death?

By love thy wife as Christ love the church, Answer Bag 33 Comments [1/28/2009 4:23:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 57342

Jesus was fully human and fully God. He was not the product of human sperm and human egg. He was the product of a human egg, "the seed of a woman", and the Holy Spirit. The sin nature was bypassed by bypassing the human father. Human embryos can have a different blood type from the mother, and this factors into the sinlessness of Jesus, according to some theologians.

gzusfreke, WWGHA Forum 54 Comments [1/28/2009 4:22:06 AM]
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Quote# 57325

[Regarding President Obama's manner of speaking]
The only people I've ever heard talk like that are future brutal dictators, like Lenin, Hitler, Mao, etc. This is not a good sign.

EndIsNear, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [1/28/2009 3:52:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 57145

What I cannot understand is why anyone would want to live a lifestyle of which they are ashamed to tell anyone. Wouldn't it just be easier NOT to do it? There's NO such thing as I was born that way. We are an empty slate at birth on which a personality, beliefs, disbeliefs, desires, likes and dislikes are written.

sopranette, gracecentered.com 41 Comments [1/28/2009 3:51:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Carol
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Quote# 57333

[Apparently, Obama is allowing gay marriage and equal rights. The fundies are going insane over this!]

Once homosexual rights are fully secured, the next step will be full rights for all the other sexual deviancies. The end result will be if you go after (cause the state won't) an adult who sexually molests your elementary school age son or daughter, you'll be prosecuted for a "hate crime".

Even before abortion is fully established as an absolute right for any woman regardless of age and without the need for parental consent, the loonies will start ramping up noise to first allow euthanasia of our older folks who would like to move on to a better place... and finally to forced euthanasia of the older folks who are unproductive and culpable of breaking us financially due to their collecting social security.

There is no line drawn in the sand by the twisted deviants of our society. They'll keep marching deeper into the darkness while trying to take everyone else with them. They won't stop until the day of reckoning. Oh what a day that will be!

Tall Timbers, RR 38 Comments [1/28/2009 2:49:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz
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Quote# 57260

[About atheist subway adverts]

You give somebody an inch, and they take a mile. Because we did stop the persecutions and stuff against atheists, but not they want to promote atheism, why is this? Did we not stop the Inquisitions and stuff?

Lion of Judah, Yahoo answers 32 Comments [1/28/2009 1:42:39 AM]
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Quote# 57434

I would caution your husband (and anyone else reading this) to use great caution when addressing Satan. I would be very careful about calling him disrespectful names because he is a celestial being and we are specifically told not to do that.

Years ago, I had a family member who railed against Satan and was talking so big and bad to him ... talking about what he'd like to do to him when he gets his glorified body. Anyway, shortly thereafter, he started hearing disembodied, raspy breathing in close proximity that no one else could hear. We prayed for God to take it away, but to no avail. Then after two months, we were trying to figure out why on earth God would allow this to continue. Then the thought came to me that maybe it was because of his railing against Satan a couple of months before. He apologized to God and asked God to forgive him for this, and for God to deliver him from hearing this breathing. As we were praying, he said that the breathing got angrier and louder and when we said "Amen", it stopped. It's been years now and he hasn't had any more problems with this.

Cantaress4Him, Fulfilled Prophecy 43 Comments [1/28/2009 1:41:09 AM]
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Quote# 57348

[Context: a thread in which a user was expressing sadness that his son's teacher had died after a brief battle with viral pneumonia]

It is interesting that those who stake their entire claim on no God to blame,or credit for anything whatsoever,are so upset,sad,etc,etc,& etc, over nothing, and nothingness?

According to their own creed this person,who is really nothing more than an advanced ape, after having lived what for him will be an eternity, will have the same fate as the lower apes,along with spiders, kamodo dragons, smallmouth bass,etc,etc,&etc has absolutely no chance of ever experiencing pain,sorrow,sickness,etc,etc, & etc, again. Ever.

Just like his crawling,tree climbing,tailfinned, brethren.

Yet with their chests fully inflated from the wind they are sucking, they proclaim if only his life had been "fuller".

The implication being their own lives are now somehow "fuller" than his by virtue of each additional heartbeat they have gained on him.

What a bunch of arrogant blowhards in full auto-stroke mode.

steward, WWGHA Forum 27 Comments [1/28/2009 1:38:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 57172

Obama will go down in history as the greatest deciever in the world next to satan. I don't want to know what a deciever says, because I don't want to be decieved.

angelindesguise, Good News Cafe 30 Comments [1/28/2009 1:36:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 57272

["I wonder if we'll have computers in heaven and the new earth?"]

I was wondering about this-computers in heaven and new earth? In Randy Alcorn's book, "Heaven" , he seems to think we'll have all of our current technologies, sports, books, etc.- just VERY expanded and enhanced. wonder if there will be a "Rapture Over" website?

truthseeker815, RR 45 Comments [1/28/2009 1:15:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Seigi no Mikata
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Quote# 57210

Wow. That didn't take long. Maybe Christians who voted for Obama will start realizing why some of us were so against it. I know some Christians think that we have to look at all the policy positions of Obama and not just one or two. When innocent life is at stake, all other issues are set aside.

LovetheLord, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [1/27/2009 10:43:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 57527

Actually it was mostly the plant matter buried by the flood that caused the oil and coal, and also, I think that before the flood people were very advanced. They may have even had airplanes, a space program, and performed brain surgery. Believe it or not I actually have evidence for those suppositions.

As far as the death of most dinos goes. I think it was caused by:

1. The end of hyberbaric conditions/insufficient oxygen for many of the larger dinos
2. Humans hunting them to extinction. Think of how red necks hunt down grisly bears whenever they think one is in their neighborhood.

jmsnooks, deviantART 65 Comments [1/27/2009 10:42:57 PM]
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Submitted By: mngamojemo
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