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Quote# 52944

Almost all Atheists I've seen act with blind hatred towards Christianity. I've never seen one criticize a religion deserving more scorn, like Islam or Bhuddism. Mainstream atheism is less about not believing in a deity, and more about bigotry towards solely Christians.

Rengar, World of Warcraft Forum 47 Comments [11/28/2008 12:22:07 AM]
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Quote# 53047

[Abridged from the paper for your reading pleasure, click for full post]

...In the past 50 years, however, a low-brain sexual revolution pushed the pulpits out of the bedroom, almost out of the living room and largely out of the culture. As the pulpits lost strength, the government began to fund the consequences of the revolution's chaotic behavior. The culture went wild for "freedom of choice." The courts "legalized" this fraud. Then the government assumed a "right" to control the culture.

Thus, low-brain "sexual freedom" eventually terminates cultural freedom. If not stopped in its tracks, the government will continue on its way to tyranny...

...Turning up the light would expose the roots of the culture's problems. We would see why the prisons are filling and multiplying. Why atheism is deepening the darkness. Why blasphemy is strengthening the demonic. Why a porn-fed culture of death is growing like a malignancy. Why medical chambers exist where women and their doctors indulge in pro-choice killing. Why the brain-twister called "same-sex marriage" is deranging those who no longer recognize the obvious meaning of two in one flesh...

...Tell the government to return to its noble and complementary place. Otherwise, America will continue to refuse God's blessing.

M Joyce, St. Cloud Times 30 Comments [11/28/2008 12:20:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Lewis Mrozek
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Quote# 52973

[Before you call Poe, bear in mind that this guy's writing is available from Christian bookstores]


I then began to minister to a dear lady who had traveled thirty hours by train for an exorcism. A demon named, "Garzus" surfaced and was extremely stubborn and I commanded the demon to tell me if it was drawing power from another demon...

It was!

It glanced over to another individual who was sitting near me who also came to the meeting for deliverance. I went up to this young man and after placing some holy oil on his forehead a demon violently convulsed him, shaking his entire body! A voice spoke out of him and said his name was "Satan." We discovered there were 12,000 of them within his body. They had entered as a result of a generational abuse & sin from his Father. After the young man renounced the curse and sin, the demons were dramatically driven out as he vomited them out of his body. The small group was amazed at how he liberated he LOOKED. He even said he felt lighter and had a big smile!

While ministering to this young man two ladies who were attending the meeting were also internally afflicted by the enemy--not only did they have demons attacking them but they also had dissociation which neither knew they had. More demons were driven out and some broken hearts were healed!

The following night, after partaking of the Holy Communion, another lady manifested a demonic spirit.

I commanded to know it's name.

"I'm Fear!" shouted the demon.

"When did you enter this dear lady?" I inquired.

"Ten years ago."

"Are you holding unto any broken parts?"

"Yes," the demon responded with anger.

"How many broken parts," I inquired.

"Ten and I have them bound," the demon responded.

"You must release them in the name of Jesus Christ," I commanded the spirit.

He obeyed and released the 10 broken parts. I then commanded the Fear demon out of her in Jesus name. He left. I then proceeded to speak with the strongest part.

"What's your name?" I asked the strong part.

"Beverly."

"Nice to meet you Beverly. Are you there to help the others?" I asked.

"Yes, and we are ready to become one with her."

So, in the power of the Holy Spirit I reunited the 10 broken parts and this dear lady was no longer broken but whole in the power of the love of Jesus!

Jay Bartlett, Ministering Deliverance 59 Comments [11/27/2008 11:59:54 PM]
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Quote# 52900

Hannah Montana is of the Devil

Walt Disney's Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) is everything that God doesn't want a young Christian girl to be. Miley dances around on stage, strutting back-and-forth in skin tight blue jeans, arousing the lusts of any normal males watching her. A young woman in tight jeans gyrating her hips on stage causes lasciviousness (strong sexual lust). It is a sin for women to wear tight pants, as this causes men to lust. Jesus condemned lust in Matthew 5:28 as adultery. 1st Timothy 2:9 commands Christian women to wear "modest apparel." Miley Cyrus is a little whore, deliberately causing men to lust upon her body by the tight pants, miniskirts, and other provocative clothing (that should only be worn by a wife in the presence of her husband in the bedroom).

By David J. Stewart, Why Parents Should Ban "Hannah Montana" 89 Comments [11/27/2008 11:43:00 PM]
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Submitted By: peter
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Quote# 52785

Make no mistake about it. Abortion for any reason is in conflict with all that Scripture has to say. Even in the case of rape or incest, the baby still belongs to God and was created by Him. Pro choice folk have asked me what I'd do if my daughter was 13 years old and became pregnant. I hope that I would lovingly see her through the pregnancy, and either adopt the baby myself or allow some other good family to adopt the baby. I have great compassion for young girls and women who find themselves in this situation, but the answer is not in murderiing the unborn baby, the answer lies in praying for God's will to be done regarding this unborn child. I'm getting to the place I absolutely dispise the word "fetus". Which one of you would approach a heartbroken friend who had just miscarried a much wanted baby and say, "I was so sorry to hear you lost your fetus?" You wouldn't! In every case you would use the word "baby." Why then when a woman has an abortion is the unborn child referred to as a "fetus." I suggest that it sounds less horrendous and is meant to numb society into believing that an unborn child is just so much tissue and blood.

HEYGwenCOG, Lampstand Study 34 Comments [11/27/2008 10:54:42 PM]
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Quote# 52786

Dear Prudie,

Exorcism are REAL! The woman is Biblically and Spiritually possessed by demonic forces. Just because we are in the 21st Century does not mean that Demonic spirits do nt exist.....these things will continue to exist until the Bible promises have been totally fulfilled!

I would suggest that you refer to your Bible and do research into this proven fact before giving advice like you have with this lady. Jesus was constantly casting out demon spirits and mental issues are truly demonic forces that He was constantly casting out as well as dumb, mute, deaf, paralyzed, and all matters of blindness, cancers, etc. Read Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John......then read the books of the Apostle Paul!

Jesus is real and so is Satan! Schizophrenia, Stupid, you are not a Schizophrenia and you are not Stupid! Read your bible for yourself, and let God heal you from the demons that want to keep you bound! In all of your getting, get an understanding and if you lack wisdfom, ask God and He will give it to you!

Radical for Christ, slate amgazine 32 Comments [11/27/2008 10:54:08 PM]
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Quote# 52978

Atheist: "We as a civilization do not find it morally right for people to kill for any of the reasons you mentioned whereas the Bible states that it is morally correct to kill people for things ranging in being a rape victim that didn't scream loud enough to gathering wood for a fire on the sabbath."


onetocome: "Back then that was the right thing to do, any other choice would be disastrous. God has his reason why he allowed those things to happen. Today we let people get away with murder, back then, they didn't, who was more civilized, I think they."

onetocome, YouTube 24 Comments [11/27/2008 10:46:48 PM]
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Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
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Quote# 53336

Well, I for one will listen to a Godly professor over the rantings of an evolutionist who resides in Europe's most immoral city. Amsterdam is ruled by Satan, and it is clear he and his demons have had a direct influence over your limited understanding of the Bible. (I am not saying you are demon possessed, but you should know that there is a strong possibility that demons are 'rat-tat-tat-tatting' at your door).

Garvan, The Garvanian 36 Comments [11/27/2008 9:48:31 PM]
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Submitted By: JonBoy
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Quote# 53365

Turks as a rule are short due to trauma of being secular Muslim.

Allah curses the apostates of Islam by making them midgets only in stature.

therealsageb1, Discover Vancouver Forum 34 Comments [11/27/2008 9:47:13 PM]
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Quote# 52948

(Off topic slightly, but did anyone see Dr. Phil today? It was about Prop 8 in California and the nationwide rift this issue is causing.)

txmomof3:
I just watched it...I TIVO it and watch it after my kids go to bed as they don't need to watch or listen to a show like Dr. Phil. I thought I was going to be sick when I was watching it. I feel like it was set up to make the "Yes" on Prop 8 side look like bigots and idiots. It is absolutely disgusting how they twist everything to make it appear like something it is not.

pty:
I watched the Dr. Phil show...and I am sorry to say...I yelled at my t.v..a lot....I was so mad that the pastors did NOT take a biblical stand...voice what needs to be voiced...the continued invasion of gays into biblical territory.(marriage)...will be dealt a quick blow...and not from us..from God himself...He will not be mocked! That may sound harsh and intolerant....but it is from the Bible....homosexuality is an abomination before the Lord...Satan's counterfeit "family"....I never thought I would see such a time as this...I am 54..and I remember when sodomy was a crime..literally...

txmomof3 and pty, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [11/27/2008 7:44:41 PM]
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Quote# 52957

I have as much proof for what I believe as does Richard Dawkins and his brainwashed followers...

The difference is that my faith actually leads to a meaningful and fulfilling life which answers questions rather than asks them and never has them answered...

Atheism = Organized confusion
Christianity = Organized cohesion

Atheism = Animal instinct
Christianity = Self control and Moral accountability

GospelPete, YouTube 40 Comments [11/27/2008 7:43:28 PM]
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Quote# 52790

[Yes, it's the Byers soap opera again. This is what he wrote AFTER being told how creationist Kurt Wise had *explicitly* made a decision to reject reality and embrace mythology instead ...]

I have read some of Kurt wise stuff. He is a great creationist thinker and a important threat to evolution as being noted by opponents in their books.
In fact he had the most noted evolutionists before him in school and still not impressed.

Now and in the future he will have a great influence in teachings and excellent science credentials for adults and kids.
He is a agent of influence and change in the origin subjects and because he is right he is a important contributor to the advancement of knowledge in origin subjects in the modern world today.
He is a solid mind to back the truths of christianity by way of these subjects.
Evolution thumpers here should give serious reading and thought to his ideas. Then criticize him on any point or motivation or character.

Robert Byers, Richard Dawkins Forums 24 Comments [11/27/2008 7:43:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Calilasseia
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Quote# 52851

Extract from Landon's explanation why:-

"medicine is evil, thus sayeth the Lord"

I don’t mean to be tasteless here, but I do think it makes a powerful point because it is such an unpleasant topic. You can get rid of colds, corns, depression, and acne, but in so doing you will receive diarrhea. And diarrhea empties you. After diarrhea, you are emptier than when you started. You are formless and empty on the inside.

Sins are very much like medicine as we strive for things other than God, our true nourishment: they provide momentary, nonpermanent comfort, and in turn, leave you completely formless and empty on the inside. They give you diarrhea.

Rich Lederer wrote a book in the late ‘80s called Crazy English. In it he tells a story of a foreign couple who had a newborn daughter, their first child. They had, by this time, had some exposure to the English language. They decided to name the girl the most beautiful English word they had heard: Diarrhea.

That’s hilarious – until we realize that it’s all too familiar.

Actually, diarrhea is a pretty sounding word.

That is Satan’s appeal.

Landon, InTouch 68 Comments [11/27/2008 7:40:56 PM]
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Quote# 52899

Today when I came into work I did as I always do, get online and check out the headlines and wait to see what jumps out at me. This is when I hear God speaking to me, when things kind of just jump out at me. I saw 4 or 5 headlines that spoke to me. The first said scientists said that we have done so much CO2 damage to our planet that it is now beyond repair, and that humans have 30 years, tops, before extinction. The next headline said that the US is heading towards no linger being one of the super-powers. Did you catch that? Not THE super-power...ONE of the super-powers. The next headline spoke of Europe is, by 2025, going to be a "hobbled giant". The next headlline said that by 2025, nuclear confrontations were inevitable because of all the "rogue" states having these weapons and also the scarcity of food and water. Then I read about a teen putting his suicide on the 'net on a webcam and people were not horrified but instead threw insults at him. It popped into my mind. This is world is spinning out of control and is more than ready for a "man" to take control of it with his master plan. Now mind you, I know that nothing is out of God's control, but you understand what I mean. Totally spinning out of control, and waiting for someone to step in and rescue it. Until now, I always thought it would be the Rapture that had this world going berserk. Now I see it's already in utter chaos. Man, I really feel that the Antichrist is chomping at the bit...waiting like a tiger to pounce onto the world scene. I know all these things I've spoke of are no new news to all of you, but I really have felt the Holy Spirit saying to me that things are changing!!! And then at times I can't believe these things are really happening. It's alsmost too much to believe that this is really happening.

DAVEYBOY, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [11/27/2008 7:40:42 PM]
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Quote# 52831

I am an Advocatess, and the Third Person of the Holy Trinity. My divine soul was with Messiah Jesus while he was hanging on the cross, and, before he breathed his fully human last breath, Messiah Jesus transferred to me the authority for governing of the human race and creating of the spiritual earth! My existence currently on earth is within my fully human body, and I am dwelling among man on earth, creating a spiritual earth.

My current existence on earth is revealed by the Messiah and prophets and is recorded throughout the Holy Bible. For more highlighted scripture verses and the meaning that is revealed regarding my fully God nature, please visit the Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Mission’s website listed above. I also attached herewith a copy of “The purposes for the existence of the Holy Bible.”

Sincerely,

(SIGNED)

D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen,
Third Person of the Holy Trinity
Proceeded from the Father

D. Q. Mariette Do-Nguyen, World Divine Commander-in-chief 36 Comments [11/27/2008 7:38:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 53187

(I'm pretty certain this woman is for real, sadly)

...The concept of slavery is at the heart of the gospel of Jesus Christ, whom I myself am a slave to... All I care about is to be a faithful servant/slave to my Lord, and to defend the bible, I have so much joy in that, in fact that is all there is for me, to see the God of the bible glorified.

Jean, The Virtuous Woman 41 Comments [11/27/2008 2:20:13 PM]
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Submitted By: seraphicreverie
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Quote# 53311

I believe the President Elect Barack Obama will be the next and last American President to be assassinated while in office. Sometime after that, I believe, that a miracle will occur and he wil return from the dead. After that he will present a plan that will offer peace for the entire world that will, according to the plan, last for seven years. Those athiest among you who know the Bible better than I do should recognize to whom I refer and believe that Barack Obama is. Please inform those atheist who do not know the Bible as well as we do to that to which I refer. Thank you.

TomLe, Evil Bible 49 Comments [11/27/2008 2:13:04 PM]
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Quote# 53190

Drink is indeed a terrible demon, and it's amazing some of the people that you see in the stores here with bottles of wine in their carts. So-called "pastors" in some of the mainline denominations have apparently forgotten the Biblical teachings on alcohol and think it is acceptable to gorge themselves on wine. I will name no names but the local Methodist preacher frequently goes grocery-shopping at the same time as me and I've seen TWO BOTTLES OF WINE in his cart more than once.

Last year someone signed up Pastor K to a "Wine Appreciation Society" mailing list. I guess it was some kids who had heard him speak about temperance at their high school. A sick practical "joke": I don't know what passes for humor these days. Anyway, the wine society bothered him with letters for months, all of them promoting the evils of drink and lust. Amazing how people let themselves fall into sin...

Fred the Bus Driver, The Garvanian 72 Comments [11/27/2008 2:09:57 PM]
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Submitted By: JonBoy
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Quote# 52892

Even nature doesn't support homosexuality.? That is why homosexuals cannot reproduce. Think about it. True love produces life. Homosexuals cannot produce life. That is natures way of telling us that homosexuality is not true love.

Yes, sex in general can result in a child. However, sex in true love can, for heterosexuals. Weather homosexuals have true love or not, they cannot reproduce.
And my association of? homosexuality with "true love" was done loosely.

manidunknown, The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage 56 Comments [11/27/2008 2:06:02 PM]
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Quote# 53203

"Since evolutionists say the early atmosphere contained no oxygen where do they claim the millions of years of rain came from since oxygen is half of the combination of water". Good question. Ask 'em that. Yeah, good question. They had to have oxygen to make this water.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 55 Comments [11/27/2008 2:03:54 PM]
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Quote# 52998

Homosexuality is a choice, otherwise there would be no such thing as a bi-sexual! There are several gay men who have childeren - so did they make a choice or were all of them raped?

Todd P, Yahoo! Answers 53 Comments [11/27/2008 12:28:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Voice of Logic
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Quote# 52876

Open QuestionShow me another »
Why are the atheist and evolutionist worried about global warming?
If speaking in your terms that there is no Christ or God, everything is meaning less etc... Than why are you worried about your air supply, war all around you, energy shortage, etc... Shouldn't you be turning into some kind fish ( to accommodate your surroundings) or waiting for another big bang to happen? Can you explain to me why you care, all your going to do is die, right?

Kel B, Y!Answers 50 Comments [11/27/2008 6:21:54 AM]
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Quote# 52792

[Behold, Byers Mega Tard Special ... the follow up to his "mathematics is for kids" post, with some nice sexist and racist observations on non-WASP mathematicians, and more tard about Mount Everest. Enjoy the sensation of your neurons dying as you read this ...]

Hit a nerve with the math thing.
On another forum we discussed why women fail relative to men in math and I said its not because of inferior intelligence but because of motivation. Women do not seek ambition and rewards pound for pound with men. So I said math is not a more intelligent study but simply seen as more intelligent. So men/ethnic groups (in north America) who are seeking prestige in academic subjects prevail because they think its a smarter thing. Yet in fact its a simplier subject that rewards simple processes of thought. In fac examples of kids or retarded people who do great feats in math are the evidence it is simple processes of reasoning in close boundaries with instant confirmations which entrench the thought processes.
Unlike subjects that require higher intelligence due to orbits of thought and not simple lines.
I added chess, classical music etc as examples of how motivation brings results in simnple but seeming more intellectual pursuits. Its easy to do well in math if you are simply studious. Its not about intellect. Therefore men/ethnics just want the prestige of intellectual success and wrongly conclude math is one of them. Women don't have this desire but do intellectualy compete equally with men in subjects they care about. Though only studious ones also. Not real life.
So women are doctors, lawyers equally in the schools. Not math class or others. Motives not genetics.
Whew Off thread.But you complained.

Anyways back to everest.
Yes it was created during the the flood by the continents being moved from a central mass to the present lines.
Said before and complaints about heat brought up.
All mt ranges are seen as from the smash/splitt during the flood. They were shot higher then anything before. The mts before the flood are presumed to have been as small as one can get and be called mts.
So less water needed to cover.
Less deep oceans replaced by deep oceans, from moving continents, is one place to store excess water after. Your looking at the flood water.
Anyways just a point that the earth before the flood was different then after. We can use data of continental drift for our models. Except we would call it continental redeye

Robert Byers, Richard Dawkins Forums 54 Comments [11/27/2008 5:43:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Calilasseia
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Quote# 52918

Trying to prove God to an atheist is like trying to prove there were WMDs in Iraq to a Bush-hater.

I gave a Bush-hater about 30 pages of evidence of WMDs from the internet (which he so loves) but he merely glanced at them and set them aside.

He didn't want to hear.

Prairiewoman, prophecyfellowship.org 66 Comments [11/27/2008 5:32:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Dan Hendricks
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Quote# 52990

[In a discussion under the article "Getting the Whole Story out on Christians and Homosexuality".]

Imagine, If there were no Christians in the World to declare Morality that God has established, Imagine if there was no one to say that stealing was wrong, or that murder was not right.

Imagine if there was no one to reveal the wrong in killing unborn babies, or what if there was no one to tell of the dangers and destruction that homosexuality brings into a person's life.

What kind of Society would we be left with.? Babies killed by the millions world wide,

sickness and diease would engulf mankind do to un-natural lifestyle's.

It would be a world with love, and without the restraint's of a Lovong God.

God in your Grace, never let that happen.

artm, The Christian Post article comments 41 Comments [11/27/2008 5:21:11 AM]
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