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Quote# 22570

Quite a number of Christian authors insist that even the craft are nothing more than materialized demons.

I don't believe that.

I believe that the ET critters et al are in cahoots with satan toward setting up the world government and are likely fallen angels/evil WATCHERS in Biblical & ENOCH terms.

But there are nuts and bolt craft that my relative worked around. And ET's taught us how to build them.

Quix, Free Republic 24 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sinister Minister
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Quote# 22569

Yeah I don't know why gay people stole God's rainbow and use it as their symbol but I think God wants His rainbow back. I haven't seen a rainbow in the sky in a long, long time.

KOTTMatt, Christian Forums 54 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22568

The war on promiscuity picked up steam some six months ago when stores in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv belonging to the same chain were burned by radical haredim. In the Geula neighborhood in Jerusalem 'immodest' women were attacked with bleach which was sprayed onto their clothes.

Ultra-Orthodox rabbis decided to institutionalize their struggle, holding an emergency conference on the subject six weeks ago.

The event took place in the presence of the Lithuainia haredi public’s leading rabbis, including Rabbi Yosef Shalom Elyashiv and Rabbi Aharon Liv Steinman. The conference was intended for yeshiva students only, meaning married men, most of whom are fathers of young daughters.

ultra-Orthodox Jewish radicals, Ynetnews 22 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 22567

I haven't studied the theory of evolution much because I disagree 100%

ICDESIGN, EvC Forum 34 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 22565

Dear Faggots, Dikes, Soddomites, Lissbians, and Queer Bates: I recently
came across your address in a magazine I was reading and a plea for
donations to support your perversions caught my eye. Their is no excuse for
you. Your all sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
Gays are barf-inducing because you know what they do in private. Sex organs
are not very sanitarilly clean. Regard- less of a man's ability as an
artist, dress designer, or choreographer (three favorite professions, I'm
sure) the bottom line is that he enjoys [a long, explicit and obliviously
well-researched description of gay male sex]. I'm sure that lesbians engage
in similar disgusting acts [no description: they still can't figure out what
we do in bed!].

[...]

The homophiles are nothing short of a hatred spreading group that has joined
forces with the KKK, and the brown shirters and the anti- semetics. Homos
have no right to teach in our public schools. You just want to pray on our
children and lead them in a stray. There isn't a homosexual alive who fought
and died for his country like we did.

My wife is not a lesbian and neither is my son. I've never had sex with a
man and neither has my wife. I hope that your campaigning for homosexuals is
due to your being unknoweable rather than you thinking the things they do
are just sexual preferance.' Keep your sexual perversions to yourself and
I'll keep my sexual perversions to myself.

Hell, Inc., Bidstrup 99 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22562

The "educated american" is one of the greatest enemies of the Truth!!! I believe in revelation, not education which is but speculation!!! Why can't you see, "you don't know anything as you ought to know"!!! Your so-called "learning centers", are but a breeding ground for delusion and deception!!! The "father of all lies" is the 'head' of them all!!! When you realize that Truth is not temporal, that The Truth Is Eternal, then you will cease your quest for the "foolishness that is the wisdom(knowledge) of this world"!!!

Anonymous, Athens 38 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22561

An example is when a sheperd Aka god Looses one of his lamb Aka us because that lamb walked away from him, the shepard breaks the lambs legs to stop the lamb from going where it wants and trying to make it in the world alone. The shepard dose this out of love for the animal, and for the lambs safty. Then the Shepeard must take the lab and carry it untill it has healed. In those times the lamb learns to trust and love the shepard.

Jacob Dinsmore, Facebook 70 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jameston LaBrie
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Quote# 22558

A part of me wants to see atheists and so called "rational" people have a chance to run the world and see if this proves the death nell to greed, oppression, and empire building...[wink] We had that dream once in America until Charles Manson shocked us back into reality. And the flower children faded when they got some cash in their pockets...


Oye11, Christian Forums 17 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK
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Quote# 22557

No wonder Nephilim are browsing this forum because many of the posts on here are full of furtive information that they don't want anyone to know about. That answers the question on why some non-Christians would even take the time to join this site and post their obnoxious comments.

We must always keep our guard up and test everyone to see if they're true Christians, although that sometimes may not help since the Nephilim are master deceivers.

Uribe, The Resistance Manifesto 28 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 22556

There couldn't be a Big Bang, cause it takes two to bang and reproduce. Athiests and evolutionists are so dumb, they think 'one' can bang alone, and then explode into all the Universe, and be fruitful and multiply. We have to teach these nonX'ers about the facts of life, and how to bang in rthymn and harmony.

But then again, it might mean they would reproduce into more non thinking atheists...... and we would have to teach their next generation how to bang again. Darn, they just don't get it.

Davidjayjordan, JREF Forum 38 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22553

I was watching the landscaping people at these new apartments. They brought in pallets of grass sod. Then they would pick up a piece at a time and lay it on the bare ground. It would lift right off the stack of grass.

Well, some of the pallets of grass sod sat there for a few weeks without being used. It sat through the sun and the rain, just the right things to help it grow.

When they came back to pull off the top piece of sod, it was difficult to lift it, because the roots started to go INTO the sod piece below it. It took some pulling, but they were able to lift each piece off.

There were several other pallets, however, that they were not able to use because the demon roots, I mean grass roots, grew through each piece of sod so much, that it was like ONE piece of sod stacked up. The whole pallet had to be cut up and destroyed.

Demons work just like the grass sod. When they enter INTO you, they look for a good spot that is not already taken, and then they let their roots start hooking on to everything it can. The longer the demon has been IN you, the further his root system is IN you.

If you have ever tried to pull up grass by the roots, it is a tough job. Sometimes you think you got all he roots, but it grows back. What do you do? You pull some more!


Stan, demonbusters 36 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22548

Sarwanism+Evolution=Theoretical Religion
Creationism&Intelligiant Design= Truthful Religion
Science=Knowledge
Religion=Lies
Truth=True Science

People can decide to believe Evolution just as well as Christianity so they both must be religion, however only one can be truth...
Creationism has only one hole in it, where did the creator come from...
Evolution has many holes, one is what was it's creator thinking when he said "i am related to a banana and it's tree...

Sarwanism+Evolution=Theoretical Religion, Gaia Online 39 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jon Voisey
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Quote# 22547

"I don't give a rat's back side about scientific fact. I do care about my eternal soul. Just for the record, I'm a science teacher, and I still believe that God (HE) created all that is, and He is responsible for all that ever shall be.

I have a life and a family. People who debate never do anything except debate. So sit in your lofty heights and continue to delude yourselves that you are greater than and smarter than the rest of us. As for me, I won't waste my efforts on those who are so jaded by their own conceit as some of you are."

E. Treasures, Amazon.com: Customer Discussions 38 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Lillian
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Quote# 22539

God doesn't commit rape, murder, genocide, slavery, so why accuse him of this? This is your problem, is you accuse, but you don't have anything to support your accusation. Israel annihilating nations that no longer exist today because they were so utterly corrupted in killing their own children for sacrifice is something that needed to be done, otherwise this would continue to this day and protected under constitutional rights to practice their religion by being allowed to murder their children. Israel changed the world to God's good pleasure to say this was in those days no longer permitted. What a sick world that would be eh? However, because Israel sinned in not finishing the job, Islam is the remnant of child sacrifices through suicide mass murderers and training their children at the youngest of ages to prepare to blow themselves up when they come of age.

A Friend, FSTDT Comments 44 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22536

Again, If someone goes through life and dies without ever having heard anything about the gospel, it is because they rejected the notion of the one true God. God promised that if someone desires more information( for lack of a better word) about Him He WILL provide it. Like BHiles stated look at Romans 1:19-20 this is general revelation. No one will be able to stand before God at the Great White Throne Judgement and claim they had no clue about God because He reveals Himself through His creation. As I stated earlier it is what A person decides to do with general revelation that will ultimately determine their fate.

Here is scenerio 1--- 1)God reveals Himself to a person through nature
2)This person says " wow, someone or something must have created all this, I sure wish I could get to know Him"
3)God sends a missionary to teach them more
This is not open to debate because this is what God promises to do.

Here is scenerio 2--- 1)God reveals Himself to a person through nature
2)This person rejects the notion of God
3)God will not bother to send more light because they already rejected Him.

This hypothetical person WILL go to Gehenna based on their rejection of God. If someone doesn't like this, please don't shoot the messenger. Take it up with God.

SJC72, RaptureReady 27 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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Quote# 22530

[Chuck Missler explains how peanut butter disproves evolutionary theory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504

Chuck Missler, YouTube 31 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zoe
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Quote# 22529

[People in North Korea are taught that Kim Jong Il is God. Will they go to hell for not being christians?]

If a person in North Korea truly seeks the Lord and wants to know the truth then our all-powerful God will send someone to him.

Mrs Debbie, T4C 25 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22528

[Could Hitler have been saved if he repented before he died?]

Mrs Debbie: Yes, if Hitler had accepted Christ as his Saviour he could have gone to heaven.

Yixzy: Isnt it awesome what a forgiving God we have?

Mrs Debbie, Yixzy, T4C 61 Comments [3/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22533

This Richard Carrier guy says that naturalism is incompatible with theism and that many of our politicians are closet Godless. Does he not know that the very heavens praise the name of God?

He was in the armed forces. Why would the government ever voluntarily put firearms in the hands of a Godless human being? If God doesn't matter to him, how could ANYTHING, much less the life of his superiors or fellow citizens?

I'm tired of these atheists coming out and trying to convince me that my faith in God and Christ Jesus the Lord his Son is some kind of a "delusion." God is real and I feel him in my heart as certainly as Mr. Carrier obviously feels hatred towards Him. If God doesn't exist, then what exactly is Mr. Carrier rebelling against?

Homoousia, NationStates Forum 23 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22526

Those talented and clever Egyptians... all kinds of theories have been put forward as to how they could build such marvellous pyramids and be so clever with their astronomy, physics and so on.

How could human beings be hunting apes for 100,000 years then suddenly build pyramids? Many doubt that we could build the pyramids with such precision with today's technology.

From a creationist point of view, it is entirely reasonable that the Egyptians were so clever. They were closer relations to Adam than we are. God did not create a stupid man, he created a genetically superior man who had great intellect. His descendents also were very clever and skillful- Noah etc.

The extraordinary skill and know-how of the Egyptians cannot be explained by "evolution" i.e. from 100,000 years man/ape hunting, then building pyramids.

scarlets79, CARM 28 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22524

I don't [need evidence]. I have God on my side. God doesn't need evidence.

gipper, Christian Forums 32 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22523

The reason there is still evil is because those beings who chose to be evil were given the right to be evil. Righteously, therefore, God deals with it properly, not like puff the magic dragon, it happens then it gets stopped in a second, but in due time it gets erradicated. For example, Hitler had his short time, then he was stopped. Similarly, the coming Antichrist will do his nasty and be stopped in a few short 7 years, then be cast into hell for all eternity. In otherwords, that will never happen again.

A Friend aka Churchwork, Fstdt! Comments 131 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22522

[Taken from his first comment.]

I love how the Christian always wins! I really do love that! Praise the Lord!


[4th Comment.]

FINDINGS:

NOBODY HAS EVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO DISPROVING THE 4 STEP PERFECT PROOF FOR GOD OF THE BIBLE.

I GUESS THAT IS WHY IT HAS SINCE RECEIVED THE NAME "PERFECT".

ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS, GNOSTICS AND PENTECOSTICS THEREFORE HAVE NO GROUNDS FOR THEIR ASSUMED BELIEFS, SO THEY ARE GOING TO HELL. PRETTY SIMPLE. IT'S SELF-EXALTATION, INDEPENDENCY AND DISOBEDIENCE AGAINST YOUR CREATOR GOD OF THE BIBLE. VERY SAD REALLY.

PRAISE THE LORD FOR THIS DISCERNMENT HOW GOD PROVES HIMSELF PERFECTLY! THANKYOU JESUS!

WOW!

AND AMEN!

A Friend aka Churchwork, Fstdt! Comments 151 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22517

Have you ever personally had a Miracle? I have had dozens and dozens, from tooth aches, headaches, aches and pains, witchcraft attacks, and cysts disappearing immediately after praying. I also have had dozens and dozens of headaches that did not go away. No one knows why, but we don't always get healed when we pray. Sometimes we do and sometimes we don't. That really is God's business.

Stan, demonbusters 49 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22516

[Responding to article about UK criminalising dropping out of school before 18]

Sigh...this is obviously just another way of chipping away at parents rights in subservience to the pro-communist, pro-homosexual perversion, anti-Christian government.

defiastraitor, Christian Forums 24 Comments [3/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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