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Quote# 21967

Evolutionists prey on the ignorant and gullible. They know the vast majority of the population knows nothing of genetics or molecules or bacteria – so that’s where they go for their so-called “proof” of evolution. They like to hide their proof in dark corners where nobody can see it.

supersport, CARM 65 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21966

New agers/lightworkers keep peddling this reincarnation theory and lets face it thats all it is and thats all it will ever be, means that their faith is making mankind ungodly.

The more we advance the more we seem to becoming selfish and greedy and mind blowing materialistic.

However the bible did prophesy this would happen and it doesn't mention anything to do with reincarnation.

If God exists, would he invent a method of spiritual evolution using a reincarnation method if it had the effect of making all his creations ungodly?

Only if that god enjoyed seeing pain and got pleasure from it.

Thats the new ager god a god that enjoys seeing mankind evolve to the point where everyone hates one another, probably even themselves in the end.

LRH, CARM 14 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21963

One way to detect the works of SATAN is things run BACKWARDS... No Gore... the rise in Temp (due to the sun) is the REASON for the rise in CO2 not the other way around. Watching this only makes me hate this evil minion even more.

LIBERA ME, Google Video comments 21 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind
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Quote# 21962

All state institutions (or that get governmental aid) have to agree that homosexuality is right and 'okay' and that will go against many foundational doctrines. So, in essence, the schools, government places, will have to chose between moral values or money (Or shut down).

Flintejae, 123 Christian Forums 13 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21957

But looking past that, having no God means that whoever is the biggest, fastest, meanest or strongest becomes the boss. There is no justice other than what humanity comes up with, which is purely in the eyes of the beholder, and even more so the giver. Think of Mao, Stalin, the current leader of Iran.

dwgerard, Military.com 39 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21952

Earlier today I recieved a most disturbing telephone call from my great grandson. He recalled to me the start of his public summer school courses. He told me of his science class teaching about evolution and natural selection. Like any good Christian, I was uphauled! How dare they instill the lunatic notions from a man who has been under growing suspicion of being the secret founder of modern Satanism! Some here may know of the damned soul by the name of Anton LaVey who went public with Satanism in the 1960's, however, it all began in secrecy in the 19th Century by Charles Darwin!!! YES! IT'S TRUE!!!!! It quickly and oh so quietly spread throughout the globe from secret encoded Satanic texts that could only be read under the influenc of demons and unclean spirits. Than one man decided to adopt the teachings as his own and went public. One of the primary things LaVey excluded from his wretched Satanic Bible was evolution! He did not want Darwin's most prevalent work of lunacy to be made known as a Satanic teaching, because it would hurt it's public acceptance!

What I am telling you all is true! Please, I beg of you, do not inquire of the source of this information. By me doing so, I will be in great danger!

Aeolin, CARM 74 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa
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Quote# 21951

Are Buddhists happy? In the end, they probably get Alzheimers, on some ventilator, with cancer etc. just like everyone else. Christianity (following Jesus that is) has the benefit of healing.

alasdair, Church Web Stop 55 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21950

Haha, time isnt an issue to a Buddist. You lead a pious life, you seek knowlege, and become Enlightened. When you die, your soul just reincarnates to a different body, depending on how nice you were previously. Luckily, the Buddists will be human again (Or something more, if they have enough points or whatever), but the rest that are crappy people will be bugs and other creepy crawlies. A large ironic karma situation in the end Very Happy Therefore, nice people have infinate amounts of time to become Enlightened." - I would rather die (in oblivion) than follow any theology resembling this. Fortunatley it's wrong. Also it doesn't make any sense. You can think of some ludicrous arguments - eg. what happens to people who get reincarnated as bacteria, then someone comes along with some disinfectant? Helping other people actually does make a lot of sense!

There are estimated to be 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bacteria on the Earth and only 6,000,000,000 people. You are therefore 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more likely to be reincarnated as bacteria than human. Additionally, it would take billions of times longer than the age of the universe for each life force in each bacterium to get a chance at being human and reach a state of enlightenment (Universe is only 11-20,000,000,000 years old). Buddhism is therefore false, QED.

alasdair, Church Web Stop 28 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21949

You can point to characters in Starwars as being a) The Messiah b) The Anti-Christ c) The Devil etc. "Big deal, the're only characters". Everything in Starwars, is happening right now. It's a prophetic story unfolded in 6 different episodes.

LucasSkywalker21, StarWars.com forums 60 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21941

Did you know that because it is impossible for atheism to exist, you as an atheist do not exist

Ambassador4Christ, CARM 86 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21939

[In response to a <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/16839112.htm">political cartoon</a> by Lee Judge]

Lee Judge's cartoon on how to prepare our nation for a nuclear attack (3/6) was important, even if he doesn't know it. Apparently Judge is oblivious to the fact that if our nation had 300 million people praying it would be the best defense our nation could have. Let's all do it!

John Younger, Kansas City Star 30 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 21936

like you said it would be fun to watch them panic.

that gives me an idea. take all the atheist libs out and throw them in quick sand. then tell them to pray. when they do they would realize they stopped sinking. prayer answered. new convert.

andrewjb, Conservative's Forum 47 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21934

Any person with just a little horse sense can rightly discern the poor theory of evolution within the first sentence, "first there was nothing and then it exploded". Also the discovery of DNA made many single cell evolution theorists huntin for a new theory.

wesleyismyname, Faith Forum 46 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21933

It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin! So why do i see articles everyday in the paper about kids, young kids engaging in oral sex? Like its a friggin game or something. Don't these kids know they are playing with eternal hellfire. And when you play with eternal hellfire, oh you get burned alright.

So join us to put a stop to the number one sin that threatens our society, oral sex.

We need 1000 signatures on our petition to get the governor to set up a special committee to look into the social ramifications of unregulated oral sex. This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem.

You can sign our petition here

And remember God is watching over us always.......God bless....rr

THE RAPTURE RIGHT, MySpace 67 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21926

I'm feeling a temptation coming over me right now. I need as many prayer warriors to help me with this demon as possible.

Thanks to you and God in advance.

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto 31 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 21925

If a day is as a 1000 years to God, he concluded that a divine year, is 365 1/4 x 1,000 or 365,250 of our own years. Thus the time between the beginning of creation and the creation of man is 42,000 x 365,250 which equals 15.34 billion years! Pretty amazing HUH! And to think a bunch of dumb Jews had it figured out a long time ago.
Scientists have measured the age of the universe and have concluded that the relationship between time near the beginning of the Big Bang and time today, is one million million. As the universe expands, time and its relationship to it would increase, right? If you viewed the six days of creation in the transmitting of time as we see today, the first day, would have been 8 billion years long. The second 24hr day period, would be experienced by us as 4 billion years. The 3rd as 2 billion. The 4th as 1 billion. The 5th as a 1/2 billion. The 6th as a of a 1/4 billion. So adding 8 + 4 + 2 + 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 equals 15 3/4 billion years! Pretty much the same as cosmologists agree.

There's also a NASA/ scientist/ evolutionist connection here. Humm, I wonder where they got that number from! Well as the story goes, NASA was researching the age of the universe when one scientist recalled that some ancient Hebrew writings might have a clue. This is the document they used to confirm there own anomolies in there research, which then dated the age of the universe to some 13 billion years, after that they dated the age to 15 billion years.

Ðoppleganger, 123 Christian Forums 38 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 21924

[Also I am going to fucking stab the next person who calls natural selection random. If I have 100 mice, 50 white and 50 black, and I decide to kill off a white mouse every month and never touch the black ones, is it random chaos when in 10 years 95% of the mice are black?]

Start stabbing then. Take Zebras. If they all know that lions are killing them, why can't they just evolve wings and fly off when being chased?

Color isn't so much evolution. Black people are darker skinned than those who aren't in the sun all day.

kidnet, LUElinks 35 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: jack Mumby
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Quote# 21923

Guys, liberals are desperately afraid of homeschooling. They know that it is on the rise and that scares the sugar out of them.

I heard a Maine talk show some time ago. It's one of those bi-colored arrangements: you have a red commie on one side, and an undetermined washed-out pastel color as the "conservative" counterpart.

Anyway, they were interviewing this cow from NEA, who lowed that parents who homeschooled their kids deprived them of "that very important thing: interaction with their peers, which was so important to form their social skills."

I grabbed the phone and when I got through, I asked them if by "forming their social skills" the NEA cow meant drug use and teenage pregnancy.

It went down like battery acid, I need not tell you. But I was rather proud of myself.

Maggie_T, Free Conservatives 50 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected
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Quote# 21914

Non-humble Scientists don't like to hear that their role in our society is merely to find out more about the [biblical] creation.

scarlets79, CARM.org 31 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Quote# 21913

I got stoned and decided to experiment to see if I could find hidden meanings in the bible while stoned. I woudl immediately come down and be unstoned when I began to read. I would be totally moved by what I read and want to be a Chrisian. Then I'd get stonned again and repeat the process with the same result. This went on about five times then I decided never smoke pot again because if God was real he was trying to tell me I don't need pot. I grew to realize I like prayer better. I never smoked pot since.

B.H.Streeter, CARM.org 51 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Quote# 21912

After the flood the atmosphere of the earth was dramatically changed . Before the Flood the earth's atmosphere had a "greenhouse" effect because of the canopy of water surrounding it. Three major things happened after the Flood: the canopy of water was gone, harmful rays of the sun entered the atmosphere, & man and animals began eating meat. Earth experienced many atmosphere and climate changes, and because of that many animal species - including dinosaurs - died and became extinct.

Mandy, Teens--4--Christ 28 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21905

I dont put much faith in man. Mankind has be wrong more than they have been right. We should remember history; scientist just three hundred years ago were absolutely certain that the world was flat.

wesleyismyname, Faith Forum 44 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: StrongAtheist
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Quote# 21903

All scientific theories can be 100% prooved by working backwards.

Take an insect, put him in blender, put the resulting homogenous biochemical soup in a container, create condiitons the same as the primordial soup and wait and see what happens. Nothing will happen.

Take the same insect, suffocate him to keep him intact. Put him in a jar and wait to see what happens. Nothing will happen.

In the first experiment you had all the building blocks for life in a random pattern. Did life spontaneously start?

In the second experiment you had all the building blocks for life in a highly organised pattern. Got a jump on evolution. Did life spontaneously start?

You are probably saying "what a stupid experiment", well that is the very basics of the evolution theory in nut shell.

Kevin, Faith Forum 50 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: StrongAtheist
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Quote# 21902

Of course the public will accept evolution..its the only side of the 'facts' they are allowed to see!
When i was at school, they told me the bible was the most boring book ever, and only taught me how the earth formed through evolution. I am soo glad God took me out of school at an early age so my mind has been less corrupted by 'scientific facts'

SpiritWarrior07, Faith Forum 32 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: StrongAtheist
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Quote# 21901

I believe many demons can be transferred into children at birth, at the time of delivery from the medical staff who handles the baby. It is believed that Homosexuality imay be transferred from a homosexual person as they lay hands on the baby.

Other transference of demons through sexual abuse as a child, and so one.

This will open a can of worms!

Elijah2, ChristianForums 62 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: platzapS
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