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Quote# 20055

Adam was a mythical figure who never really lived.

Adam is a key figure in Scripture. He is described as the "first Adam," the one who brought sin into the world. He made it necessary for Jesus, the "last Adam," to atone for all humans, and then rise from the grave with the promise of complete redemption for fallen man and fallen creation. If Adam was just a myth, we would not be able to fully understand the work of Jesus. If Adam and Eve were not real, then we ought to doubt whether their children were real too, and their children...and then we ought to doubt the first 11 chapters of Genesis, and so on. All the genealogies accept Adam as being a literal person, so their children Cain and Abel (Genesis 4:9,10; Luke 11:50,51) must be real too. Jesus was descended from Adam, and it is impossible to be descended from a myth.

BigChrisfilm, FSTDT Forums 29 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20054

You see them marching in the streets, side by side, arm in arm, these lovers of peace as they march in out streets and call for the execution or the impeachment of the president of the United States. They march together, the rabid undereducated, the reprehensibly myopic, the incredulously stupid and misguided atheists. Atheists, yes, because their simplified minds can no more comprehend good and evil than cause and effect. They march for peace in support of terrorism, mass murder and oppression.

brilliantLiberal, FreeConservatives 26 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20052

[Topic: My Messiah isn't a sinner]

I am so glad to read something true on this forum topic section. If I read too much liberal Theology I'll lose my temper and start throwing punches. I know alot about liberal theology and traced almost every word of it to the occult!! No joke! I cannot believe that they have a section on this forum dedicated to killing new converts to Christianity. I've seen numerous people die spiritually to liberal theology and even become Freemason-occultists and start infiltrating churches for the purpose of killing Christians...not saving them. And this is an important point. Christian teach to save, occultists teach to make a kill for the day.And all their information and imaginary literature and data is far far from true Christian Theology.

Jesus is the true Son of God and He did not sin!!

Najdorf, Christian Forums 20 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20051

I agree with the OE blogger Helena Blavatsky who suggested that the Darwinists' weak-spot is their addiction to scientific-naturalism, otherwise known as the “materialist assumption” - the nihilistic conjecture that the only things worth thinking about are the mundane. I concur that we have to show the flaws in materialism if we are to engage the scientific community and show the folly of evolutionary dogma, but what shall we replace it with?

HeLa, Materialism: Circular Logic 19 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Quote# 20050

Seeing Jane Fonda Saturday was enough to make me wish the unthinkable: it will take another terror attack on American soil in order to render these left-leaning crazies irrelevant again. Remember how quiet they were after 9/11? No one dared take them seriously. It was the United States against the terrorist world, just like it should be.

Mike Gallagher, The Mike Gallagher Show 24 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20049

Well, if God says it's true, than it must be true! Whats with all of the faithless people these days? (not necessarily you KCDAD). All I know is that I have faith in our Lord and I know that He wont lie to me. So, I believe that there was an Adam and Eve, and a flood, etc. It may be hard to understand that all these things happened even with evidence, but just because you didn't see it, doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

Think of all the people living in Biblical times, don't you think that they would be awed about all of our technology like: computers, cellphones, cars, planes, guns, even our cities (New York, Chicago, Las Angeles).

There is a particular verse about believing in God and telling us that we should just belive no matter what. If God is the truth, don't hesitate, just believe. It's that simple. I just forgot the verse...does anybody know? Please answer me back if you know.

boboChristian333, Christian Forums 19 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20048

When somebody tells me that they do not believe that non-material explainations are valid, I allways ask them how they account for mankind's innate God-knowledge. This perception of God, and our ability to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ is a great example of something that will never be explained by materialism.

quizzlestick, Overwhelming Evidence 28 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Warpoet
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Quote# 20045

My Dad said they used to teach girls practical things in school for when they get married, but they don't anymore. That's why he homeschooled us.

SarahM, T-4-C 41 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20043

I'm not claiming that a corner is not a corner.

I'm defining what a corner is, and then demonstrating that a sphere has 4 corners! Anybody with a shred of Intellectual decency, humility and honesty would do the same.

Casey Powell, CARM 81 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20042

There will always be a fundamentalist group who have blinded themselves to the myriad of holes in the argument for Evolution. Intelligent Design may be the only alternative, but these fundamentalists cannot accept ID because their entire belief system makes them biased against it.

HaEris, Overwhelming Evidence 35 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20040

Hugo Chavez is training muslims in how to blend in with mexicans and illegally cross the US border so they can carry out their terrorist plots.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 42 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20039

Originally Posted by thechich81
I have a serious question for everyone. My daughter, who is 3, is seeing a "monster" in the corner of the room at night. She describes it as sitting and staring at her with scary eyes. This has been happening over a period of a few months and is starting to get out of hand and really making it hard for my daughter to get a good night's sleep. How, if possible, can I rid this "monster" (which I assume is a demon) out of our room so we can rest peacefully and not be tormented. How can I "cleanse" our room?



thechic81...a suggestion...check out what is actually IN the room. Any scary books, or witch type stories or even scary toys. I know that sounds kind of weird but I have had experiences with evil forces and my pastor told me to do these things. I don't know if you are a Christian and maybe you don't believe what I am saying,,,but it's worth a try. Poor little girl, she is in my prayers too..Coconut PS It wouldn't hurt to check out the whole house for unwholesome things. I threw out some nasty old videos I didn't even know we had.

Coconut and thechic81, carm 55 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20034

Homosexuals have invented nicer and friendlier words [“gay” and “lesbian”] to describe themselves that are not “offensive” to them. They put the colloquial axiom “homosexual” in the same category as the dreaded term “faggot” and other words that have evolved to refer to their disgusting behavior; both are offensive to them because the terms are interchangeable, and both identify their immoral and degenerate nature...

Up to this point it is not against the law to use ANY of these words. Free speech is still an American right. The homosexuals use plenty of invective and offensive language against Christians and others for what we believe; they consider God’s Holy Word to be “hate speech.” So, they have absolutely no platform to stand on and complain when someone labels them with language that describes what they are. My God calls homosexual behavior detestable [inspiring or deserving abhorrence or scorn—Synonyms: execrable, abhorrent, loathsome, odious, vile] and an abomination [a vile, shameful, or detestable action, condition, habit, etc.]. I believe Him. The “lifestyle”—homosexuality, IS OFFENSIVE TO US!

It is at this point that I need to invoke Article II of the Bill of No Rights, which says, “You [homosexuals] do not have the right to never be offended. The country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.” If someone labels you a faggot, it’s because you are acting like one. To this I would say, “Get over it, or change your degenerate homosexual lifestyle.” It is my 1ST Amendment right.


spinBuster, WOrld Net Daily Forums 33 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 20033

Most people today believe in evolution. Too bad it has been already scientifically proven false! There are so many questions that evolutionists cant answer. Here are a few:
[...]
If evolution is true, how come so many animals are extinct? Shouldn't they have "evolved?" If evolution means survival of the fittest, why are humans and animals alike willing to risk their lives for others?
[...]

jesuslover14, Christian Forums 19 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 20027

why exactly do you think thats funny?

[I don't want to tell you, I'll let you get laughed at first.]

Is it becauseyou know that the Sun is the center of the Universe, because thats what everything revolves around and want to hold onto a fleeting idea that maybe just maybe the joke of a congregation you belong to is totally full of crap and when one card in the house you built is removed the whole thing falls?

JacobHall86, Christian Forums 33 Comments [1/30/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20016

If there were overwhelming historical or Scientific evidence of Jesus existence, of what value would our faith be? The lack of evidence is by God's design.

Between the Lines, Free Republic 50 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20012

There is no logical reason the government should care if a homosexual couple wants their sexual relationship recognized. Only heterosexual relationships will provide men for the military and not homosexual ones... The prime objestive of any government is to nuture an army of qualified recuits. Homosexual realtionships cannot provide recuits because homosexual sex canot produse babies. In fact, homosexual relations will either prevent natural conception or it will instigate another reason a marriage to fail or babies to be born without both the posibility of both a godly MOTHER and FATHER.
*Note: anyone may be a sperm donor or carry a baby to term. Not everyone is worthy of being called a MOTHER or a FATHER.


LittleNipper, Christian Forums 56 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK
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Quote# 20007

Secondly, diversity may be advantageous if a population survives a population-threatening event but there is no way to assert that diversity is good for a population before the population-threatening event is known because it is threateningly unknown.

The above seems to be the typical problem of evolutionary thinking: on the one hand the actus reas (the guilty act, to use legal terminology in relation to the sin of evolving) is confused with the mens rea (the guilty mind) in the sense that evolutionists all believe they have evolved because they think they have evolved, on the other hand the mens rea is confused with the actus reas in the sense that it is believed that we can evolve before there is time to evolve, simply because we are already thought to have evolved, mistakenly.

Gottservant, Christian Forums 39 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20001

Right wing closet repubs? More sick fags infest the left wing. The sick left wing wants the u.s.a to be FAG nation mixed with socialism with NO religion. Religion gets in the way of faggotry.

blackpantherparty, Youtube 45 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 20000

once upon a time i vas falling in love, and the falling about, there was nothing i could do, i used to satisfy myself with songs like "i swear it all again" by west life..etc. and/or vatching "family guy, futurerama, funny stuff" when hard times, trials, storms, came
my way. now i know that didn't work casue it lasted for awhile then there vas only love in the dark, now that i've seen the Light, and the LORD opened up the eyes of my heart now i'm living in Joy, and wating for the return of My GOD, My savior, ME JESUS.

Winnie the PooH shaves His Toes, MySpace 22 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19996

"No you will not teach or show that propagandist Al Gore video to my child, blaming our nation -- the greatest nation ever to exist on this planet -- for global warming," Hardison wrote in an e-mail to the Federal Way School Board. The 43-year-old computer consultant is an evangelical Christian who says he believes that a warming planet is "one of the signs" of Jesus Christ's imminent return for Judgment Day.

His angry e-mail (along with complaints from a few other parents) stopped the film from being shown to Hardison's daughter.

The teacher in that science class, Kay Walls, says that after Hardison's e-mail she was told by her principal that she would receive a disciplinary letter for not following school board rules that require her to seek written permission to present "controversial" materials in class.

Frosty Hardison, Washington Post 33 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19994

Laugh at your own ignorance, the sun is the center of the universe whether you want to accept it or not.

JacobHall86, Christian Forums 53 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: richardT
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Quote# 19993

No, the Sun is the center of the universe.

JacobHall86, Christian Forums 33 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19992

[A very small portion of one of legendary Scientolgist troll Barbara Scwarz' many rambling, incoherent emails to Gerry Armstrong, the self-described "Salman Rushdie" of Scientology; note Barbara's obsession with eating disorders]

You are an anorexic stupid criminal freak. Even Garry Scarff looks
better than you do. You look like a lab experiment, a skeleton that
escaped the closet of a perverted psychiatrist, a skeleton upon which
somebody sew old skin and implanted some dog hairs. Your brain is dried
up, contains of dust, and that explains your mentally retarded thinking
and actions and your religious persecution of L. Ron Hubbard and
Scientologists. You suffer from what is known as persecution mania by
being the persecutor!
No Scientologist in the world wants to kill you, but I sure don't want
to live in your neighborhood as you may be capable of just about any
horrible act. You hide in notorious religious intolerant mass murder
Germany, a country that killed millions of people and also persecuted
me for reasons of religious intolerance and no other reasons. It fits
to you that you seek shelter from justice and support from penalties of
your criminal acts in a country like that. You are nothing but a
primitive SEGNPMSS/INPDNPGB agent, a puppet on a string.
I despise you, Gerry Armstrong, former infiltrator of Scientology and
defamer of L. Ron Hubbard. I am convinced that God suffers when ever
you rotten to the bones bad man speaks out his name. You are hell
material, Gerry.
You are not funny or intelligent, you are just plain stupid and
robotic. You can't even do the insults well. Nothing about is special,
inspiring or intelligent. You are just a mentally retarded criminal and
drunk pain in the neck. Read the below that you understand what I am in
detail think of you. I pity your wife. Being married to you bad
character, sexually perverted man and bulimic stick must feel like
being in a coma or in hell.

Barbara Schwarz

[email continues in this vein for quite some time]

Barbara Schwarz, Gerry Armstrong--David Miscavige's BS Op 34 Comments [1/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19987

But no where in the Bible does it say that slave owners will not inherit the kingdom of God, etc. While I personally believe slavery is wrong -- maybe its not as much as we think it is if its never clearly condemned like other practices are (like idolatry, pride and homosexuality).

ARainySeptember, Christian Forums 20 Comments [1/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake
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