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Quote# 128516

the left is ALWAYS blaming the problems that people have with this country on the right but in reality they are ones who caused those problems yet they are allowed to get away with it. That it we have to stop, them rewriting history for their benefit.?

Mr. MovieDude, youtube 10 Comments [6/25/2017 11:15:09 PM]
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Quote# 128502

“I’m not saying that transgender individuals pose a greater threat to safety than any other individuals but my daughter’s right to privacy is not based on someone’s identity,” Dalton said. “It’s based on biology and anatomy, which does not change regardless of a student’s struggle with gender dysphoria.”

Caleb Dalton, WAMU 7 Comments [6/25/2017 11:13:46 PM]
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Quote# 128468

Fun Fact - England Invented Darwin.

Fact! They sent the egg head all around the world to try and get rid of him. He came back with all kinds of stupid theories and was made fun of. Then he got a hold of his father's paperwork and decided to copy it and sell it as his own. Of course his father thought that the ancient Greeks were wonderful with their Gnosticism. So his father decided to copy their paper work and sell it as his own. Then we ended up with the theory of evolution because the world hated Jesus so much that by the 19th century they would rather eat a lemon whole than continue on with the sour puss face they always got when hearing about Jesus.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 15 Comments [6/25/2017 6:14:20 AM]
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Quote# 128471

[On using the gay pride flag as a rug]

I’m cold on my feet, so we’re going to put a rug in. This is a rug that I use in the shows I’m doing. This is the filthy rag I’m going to put here to do the show. This is a filthy rag that I always use.

Javier Soto, Patheos 12 Comments [6/25/2017 6:14:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128498

[Stamp: Sorry, idiots, but men cannot be abused/raped by women.]

I still can't believe that no one realizes this simple truth. All men want sex. As such, they always consent. There is no such thing as female-on-male rape.
All men like their women weaker than them. They assume they can push their women around. As such, they deserve what's coming to them. There is no such thing as female-on-male abuse.

Elite-the-Protector, Deviantart 17 Comments [6/25/2017 12:56:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Sammettik

Quote# 128447

With the release of Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon today, I realized how much I fear for our youth. Our children are being raised to believe in false gods as their role models. Children are being raised to see demonic entities as something to be admired. Children are being raised to aspire to be "Pokémon Trainers". And with each games, they spiral downward, until they eventually end up stuck in this never-ending cycle of despair and hopelessness. They use the Satanic messages the games provide to escape from the parents who are simply trying to help their children understand that what they're doing is wrong. It's wrong to use these games to teach your children how to summon demons. It's wrong to use these games to teach children that keeping demons as pets is okay. It's wrong to use these games to teach your children that using demons to solve your problems is okay.
I am Elite the Protector, and thank you for listening.

Elite-the-Protector, Deviantart 17 Comments [6/25/2017 6:08:25 AM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.F

Quote# 128508

[This is a transgender Nazi]

Because my race is at war, we're being invaded by immigrants and are being sold bullshit by the Jews about "multiculturalism" and how "all races are equal". I want for my people to be united, we first need to purge the traitors such as communists, jews and nigger lovers. Once that is done we can set about radically transforming society and building a strong nation to defeat our enemies. Our race is stronger than all others and has a right to rule.
I know some NatSocs are opposed to trans NatSocs, but all I can do is to tell them the truth about being trans. I'm transitioning currently and thankfully I've always had a slim and petite frame so I will not look manly in any way soon, I don't plan on bringing up the fact that I was born male in the future. I am going to legally change my name and gender and then move state.
I don't think the hormones have changed my political opinions at all. I've thought this way since before I started the hormones.

transnazi, r/DebateFascism 12 Comments [6/25/2017 2:03:47 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128325








Filed under #acab

wetwareproblem, tumblr 19 Comments [6/19/2017 9:46:00 PM]
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Quote# 128509

I think National socialism and transgender politics can coincide. Many NatSocs don't realize the rich history of trans people through their race's history.
I have told fellow NatSocs about my gender and most of them said they thought it was unusual but that it doesn't impede on my ability to be a NatSoc. Some even are supportive, I've met fellow trans-NatSocs online too.

transnazi, r/DebateFascism 12 Comments [6/25/2017 2:04:31 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 32148

[written in 1933 blaming America's "Godlessness" for the great depression]

AMERICA'S greatest sin and the real cause of the present depression is forgetting God. That means failure to obey God, to listen to His Word, and to bring up our children in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. Godlessness leads to disregard for law, corruption in politics, fraud in educational and state life, and hypocrisy in the Church.


Evangelist Joseph T. Larsen , July 1933 Moody Bible Institute Monthly 24 Comments [12/9/2007 6:19:20 AM]
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Quote# 128367

Normie coworker offers explanation as to why I'm not socially successful.

I've been the elephant in the room at my workplace for several months. Nobody talks to me, and I don't talk to them. I clock in, do my job, and clock out. I tried reaching out to a few of them socially at first, but even the men gave me Stacey glares (the "why the fuck are you even talking to me right now" look) whenever I would try to speak to them. They also organized get-togethers outside of work without telling me, so I could see the writing on the wall. I gave up on trying to make friends and started focusing solely on my job.

I'm sitting in the break room tonight, and Chad walks in. He starts talking to me out of boredom, and then he asks me if I'm going bowling with everyone this weekend. I tell him "no", and bluntly state that people here don't seem to like me that much. Chad feels pity, so he sits down across from me and says this:

"Piece of advice. You seem unapproachable. Nobody wants to talk to you because you seem a little unfriendly. Just saying. If you're more confident and you smile a bit more, I think people will start to warm up to you."

Re-read that sentence, and replace unapproachable and unfriendly with "ugly", and replace confident with "good-looking". Now we have a near-perfect translation of what the normie was actually trying to say. He obviously knows I'm excluded, but he hasn't clued into the actual reason why. It can't be my face putting people off, it's just my "unfriendliness". What a jackass.

Catjack, /r/incels 26 Comments [6/21/2017 4:22:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 106195

["like it doesnt matter what beliefs you have, if you’re telling people to commit suicide as a means to defend said beliefs, you’re an awful person and i will not defend you for a second even if we agree 100% on every other issue"]

you’re kinda missing one key thing with this analysis, namely that, like, there’s a lot of good reasons to actually want someone to die.

trans lesbians face an absurd amount of abuse and violence in our lives, and you’re more concerned about how we respond to that? that’s fucking disgusting.

the fact is, your actions are actively helping to perpetuate a system of violence that results in the suffering and death of women like me. YOU are the one enacting violence; telling you to kill yourself is, for the marginalized people you’re hurting, a matter of self-defense.

do not try to take the fucking moral highground when you begin this whole thing as a fucking abuse apologist. the world would be better without you in it.

cis-radfems-are-a-joke, cis radfems are a joke 23 Comments [2/6/2015 4:22:53 AM]
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Quote# 128514

In response to another group member who wrote: "Your lack of logical ability is astounding. There is zero reason that a lack of religion does, or has to, lead to moral relativism and situational ethics."

Good grief, you're the one completely lacking in logic.

If there isn't a standard of absolute of truth independent of mankind, ALL opinions are based on subjective human opinion and absolute morality is impossible.

Human opinion can be nothing but subjective. If you don't grasp that, you either don't want to or aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Non-Christian cultures have been disaster throughout human history. Atheistic ones are the absolute worst with 100 million people having been murdered by them in the last century.

You have a worldview that is a lie and th indefensible. You get your panties in bunch when it is exposed.

kirkz2006@yahoo.com, Realabortiondebate 8 Comments [6/25/2017 11:14:58 PM]
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Quote# 9590

['I've never read those books, but I have heard many a time that children raised by homosexual couples are very cool kids, definitely better than those raised by white trash parents who should not be allowed to breed. Most of those children are also heterosexual too, so there must not be too much "militant gay propaganda". Reminding me of propaganda, that's why I don't listen to James Dobson or FAUX News.']

Would some admin kindly BAN this turd from the toilet? It keeps floating to the top instead of properly flushing.

[Are you calling your own forum a toilet?]

SmellyFed, Free Conservatives 29 Comments [2/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13807

To Non-believers?

Can you give me one piece of evidence toward the earth being older then 6000 or so years in age? Mind you I am going to combat your eviendence.

1) The moon is leaving the earth. It i sgetting farther away each year. It also governs the tides. In the past of course the moon was closer. Causing the tides to be so strong that it would flood all of the earth twice daily. And not that long ago either.

2) The earth is slowing down. They call it a leap second. About every two to three years the earth spins one second slower per year. If you look in the past the earth was spinning faster. You wouldn't have to go that far back and everything on earth would fly off into space because of the speed of the earth's spin thus proving earth can;t be millions and millions of years old.
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Oil has been shown to be made from just about anything in the matter of a few moments.
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And the half life cannot be accurately determined as we have no knowledge of what decays faster in the past as we aren't sure of the environment or atmosphere which science can tell you would play havoc on the half life.

Help!, Yahoo! Answers 27 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bria

Quote# 25764

Athiest are unhappy people. They kill themselves all the time. They deny the shit, but deep inside they know its true. Any person that has the balls to say they flat out don't believe in God is not only unhappy but stupid too. God is something that cannot be disproven(religion is, but not God) or entirely proven. Thats why its called belief. If everybody could see God there would be no athiest. In my opinion atheism is just another pointless shithead religion. They're worse than religious freaks. I'll give you an example...
Write a post mentioning how science proves God and watch all the athiest jump on the topic like flies on shit.

Mika'il and Holly, Myspace 39 Comments [5/28/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 128465

Don’t be fooled by this insincere and gutless tactic. Socialists and Islamists are not merely political opponents. They are deadly enemies to be neutralized, and with all due speed.

Erik Rush, Erik Rush: Full Contact Commentary 4 Comments [6/25/2017 6:13:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128434

(Article "Social darwinism")

Moral Relativism
If evolution is true, there is no God to set any standards of behavior. Biblical concepts then become relics of the past, and there is no right or wrong, no such thing as immorality (“If it’s right for you then its okay”). It’s now considered “immoral” to restrict the “rights” of those wanting to practice premarital sex, adultery, homosexuality, etc. Since humans are just animals that are a little higher on the evolutionary scale, and animals do these things, then what’s wrong with doing them?
The overall result has been a general lowering of standards of behavior and expectations, even in the Christian community. The entertainment industry is a prime example. People take for granted today TV programs, movies, video games, music that would have caused outrage in previous generations.
Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight. Isaiah 5:20-21


The Devaluation of Human Life
Abortion views the fetus is not really human yet, but still going through the early stages of evolution, abortion is okay—you’re not really killing a human being. In conjunction with abortion, euthanasia is a practice can be justified on the grounds of moral relativism ("what’s right for me is my choice") as discussed above. God’s will is usually left out of the picture.
Evolutionism provides the same basis for discarding or ignoring moral values as Epicureanism did with the ancient Greeks. Epicureans wanted freedom to indulge in every pleasure without consequence: "Eat, drink, & be merry, for tomorrow we die." Many evolutionists also seek unbridled freedom in every area. Evolution justifies freedom from morality, using science to avoid consequences such as pregnancy, STDs, etc. The only remaining obstacle is Christianity.

Syamsu, CreationWiki 11 Comments [6/25/2017 6:05:09 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128429

Lady Checkmate's headline:
"Thank God: Mississippi can enforce LGBT religious objections law, protecting religious freedom"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/23/mississippi-can-enforce-lgbt-religious-objections-law-court.html

Continue to pray that it is successful.

"Supporters say the law protects Mississippians’ rights to live out their faith. “As I have said all along, the legislation is not meant to discriminate against anyone, but simply prevents government interference with the constitutional right to exercise sincerely held religious beliefs,” Bryant said Thursday."

That is what ALL Christians want. We do not want to be forced to participate in, facilitate nor condone sin and abominations.

“Under the logic of this opinion, it would be constitutional for the state of Mississippi to pass a law establishing Southern Baptist as the official state religion.”

Disagree. I support the bill and I'm not Southern Baptists.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 24 Comments [6/23/2017 11:47:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 128409

Over the years, being hard-pressed for real evidence, the evolutionists have managed to conjure up a number of "proofs" that Darwin's theory is a scientific fact. This so-called "evidence" is worshipped by all evolutionists, while all contrary evidence is ignored. Let's consider some of their evidence.

VESTIGIAL ORGANS are believed by evolutionists to be parts of the human body that are no longer needed. Therefore these useless body parts must be "left-overs" from our ancestors, the monkeys. These "useless" body parts include the appendix, the coccyx (tail bone), the pineal gland, the plica semilunaris, the tonsils, and the ear lobes.

Naturally, the facts are ignored. Many medical doctors agree that all of these organs have important functions in the human body, and aren't "vestigial organs" in any sense. The appendix contains a rich blood supply which serves as some defense against cancer. The tail bone isn't where your monkey tail used to be, as Darwinians believe, but it instead provides support for the muscles which control elimination. The pineal gland contains important hormones which the body needs. The plica semilunaris helps to keep foreign particles out of the eye, and the tonsils help to keep foreign particles out of your child's throat. The tonsils also help to keep infection from spreading. Yes, even the ear lobe has a purpose, for it helps to keep our ears warm during cold weather.

Another "proof" for evolution is found in the field of BIOCHEMISTRY. This is where scientists mix genes and chromosomes in their effort to prove relation between man and animal.

Is there any conclusive evidence? No there isn't. Any learned scientist should be familiar with the rather embarrassing test conclusions of Dr. Nutall back in 1904. Nutall's tests concluded that baboons and hoofed animals are related to whales, that pigs are related to tigers, and that black people are related to monkeys! There isn't one ounce of real evidence anywhere in the entire field of biochemistry which proves that men and animals are kin--just theories and wishful thinking.

EMBRYOLOGY is another field of study. This is where unborn embryos are studied in order to detect the preformed shape of humans and animals. This is the field where we find Haeckel talking about "ONTOGENY RECAPITULATES PHYLOGENY" This is the belief that every individual passes through the many evolutionary stages while still in the mother's womb. That is, you body took on the shape of an amoeba, then a paramecium, then a jelly fish, then a fish, then a bunch of other creatures during the nine months prior to your birth. Of course, this theory ignores the fact that respiratory systems develop LATE in the human embryo. So how did early mammal life exist without breathing? They've also ignored the fact that the head of an unborn baby is larger than the body, which is NOT the case with fish.

Professor Waldo Sumway, of Stephens Institute of Technology, says that "There is never a time in the development of a mammal when it could have been mistaken for a fish or reptile."

Now we come to the wonderful world of TAXONOMY, where cartoon charts are used to artificially classify bones in order to "prove" evolution. This is where evolutionists develop a "disneyland" mentally and construct a chart which shows the earth to be about 4.5 billion years old. Then they proceed to divide this chart up into various time frames containing hundreds of millions of years each. As new discoveries are found, the scientists conveniently place them at selected places on the chart.

This would be a dandy little system, except for one minor problem: THEY'VE NEVER PROVEN THE ORIGINAL CHART! It's nothing more than blind guesswork. No one has ever proven that the earth is 4.5 billion years old. The chart is NOT scientific. In fact, many scientists believe that the earth isn't over 6,000 to 10,000 years old! Of course, all opposing views are ignored by evolutionary scientists, for they need a nice big time period in which to place their new findings. You've heard of people "buying time?" Well, evolutionists just DREAM IT UP.

Another "proof" for evolution is COMPARATIVE ANATOMY, the belief that similar bone structures prove animal kin through evolution. That is, if two different animals have similar bone structures, then they must have evolved from the same original ancestors. Of course, this is more

nonsense. Any scientist knows perfectly well that many such bone structures are produced by entirely DIFFERENT GENES, thus proving that they are in NO WAY RELATED! In fact, if similar bone structure proves anything, it proves that these animals were created by the same God!

The sixth argument used to support evolution is the so-called FOSSIL EVIDENCE. The evolutionist believes that the fossil record proves a progressive evolution of the species over millions of years, beginning with non-living matter. This non-living matter supposedly evolves into protozoans, and the protozoans evolve into metazoan invertebrates, which evolve into vertebrate fishes. The fishes evolve into amphibians, which evolve into reptiles, which evolve into birds. The birds then evolve into fur-bearing quadrupeds (animals with 4 legs), and these quadrupeds evolve into apes, and the apes evolve into man.

Now for those who actually believe such a fable, we have a question: WHERE ARE THE TRANSITIONAL FORMS? If all of those life forms survived by changing into higher life forms, then would someone please show us one living example of this today? Where can we observe a reptile who is slowly changing into a bird? How about a bird who is turning into a four-legged animal? This is one of the strongest arguments against evolution: NO TRANSITIONAL FORMS. Even Darwin realized this in his "Origin of the Species" when he said that "this is the most obvious of the many objections which may be argued against it." (Vol. 2, 6th Ed. p. 49)

Yes, it certainly is. The more the fossil record builds, the weaker the theory of evolution becomes, because the needed transitional forms are NOT BEING FOUND to link the species! They never will be found, because the species are NOT LINKED (I Cor. 15:38-39).

The evolutionist also runs into another problem when he considers WHERE and HOW many fossils are found. The devout evolutionist subscribes to the belief that things are pretty much the same as always. He believes that there have been no major world catastrophes to wipe out animal life, but that various species have become extinct as a result of failing to adapt to their environment. The problem with this is the stubborn fact that there are many burial sites around the world which are literally paved with fossils! Often times such fossils are found in a totally different climate from that in which they once lived. Mammoths have been found frozen, preserved perfectly in ice in Northern Siberia and Alaska. Many of these are very large and strong animals, which evolutionists claim should have survived and overcame any obstacles. BUT THEY DIDN'T! What happened? Why did they die out? How can evolution explain this? Evolution CAN'T explain it. Evolution IGNORES it. It is explained in Genesis chapters 6, 7 and 8--the Flood.

James L. Melton, Dial-the-Truth Ministries 16 Comments [6/22/2017 2:58:47 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128437

randcruztedpaul asked:

Why do you suppose there are several "denominations" in Christianity?


Because Man is full of sin, especially hubris, and is a race apparently incapable of digesting the Word of God. Paul engaged the Church in Corinth over the issue actually.

10 I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought. 11 My brothers and sisters, some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. 12 What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; another, “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow Christ.”

13 Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized in the name of Paul? 14 I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius, 15 so no one can say that you were baptized in my name.
-1 Corinthians 1:10-15

Protestants are particularly susceptible to this division it would seem. Fickle, loyal so long as the wind blows a particular direction and the sun is shining just so.

I often tell the story of how my grandmother’s church tore itself apart over the font size of the new sign it put up. It was one of the biggest eye openers I had to the failures of Protestantism. This is not to say that unity should be the end goal itself. On the opposite end are the Liberal Nondenominationals who allow anything and everything, whose only goal is unity (read “filling their pews and purses”) and “One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church” which is united in its heresy. It is no good to be united over nothing or united over heresy. Indeed it would be better to be an island in the world founded on God’s Word than either of those two, but that is not how God intended His children to live.

So there are denominations because there are false teachers, either malicious or simply misguided, and lazy Christians, who use “their” preacher as their translator for the Bible. The only way to comprehend the Bible is to have it revealed to you by God. That can indeed be through a third party, a preacher or website that helps you understand, but neither of these are substitutes for prayer and self-study.

Thanks for your question, if you have any more it is my utmost joy to answer them. Have a blessed day and be safe.

apostalism, Tumblr 5 Comments [6/25/2017 6:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 128403

Personal Testimony regarding New Age/Occult/Evolution and the downward spiral

I thought I would share personal experience of my life up till I was saved in October and how this world got this way because of the lies from Satan. I apologize for any rambling and also am not promoting any of these satanic lies but just to share where I was. So armor on Ephesians 6:10-18

When I was a kid in school I attended a protestant church. Evolution being the main focus in schools. I did my best to stick to the Word but as a naïve child I was easily swayed by the "who says a day of creation to God didn't mean a million in human time?' All it takes for the bucket to start losing water is a crack in it. By not studying the Bible and proper science it eventually lead to a point where I questioned everything in it even Jesus Christ since after all "man" wrote the Bible.
What I was unaware of at the time was that little bit of doubt was all that was needed for Satan to shatter me.

Time goes by and I am eventually lead into yoga. With the chanting and controlled breathing of it what seems innocent on the outside is definitely not. What I "learned" in yoga was how to channel my "spirit energy" and focus and become "one with the universe" which after all was quite appeasing since now at this time I believe myself to be but an insignificant speck in it. Looking back I can see what I was doing was "ritualistic chanting" and channeling demons. People are eager to reject the idea of channeling demons because of the "peace" it brings but it's still poison in the carrot. I "learned" from this the need to "unite and love and tolerate" this world and live in peace.

After now my second indoctrination I went looking for the world's answers on the afterlife. What I found was enough to keep me away from the Truth. Quantum Mechanics, spirit energy, and a plethora of answers. Needless to say not one lead to Christ. In fact, they all made it clear that He was the wrong one. Allah, Buddha, Hinduism and "Jesus is one way to get to God" but not one way accepted that Jesus was the only way. What I learned from watching the news (religiously) was that "evangelicals" are nut jobs. I know the truth now but that's not were I was at.

When I started looking into New Age I started looking into Alistair Crowley and Thelma (New Age really is Thelma but mild). I'm not going to preach their messages but there are a couple of points I do want to make. Symbolism means everything and everything is meant to expose it to people frequently enough that eventually it becomes normal, accepted and even practiced. There were a couple of things that I realized while practicing it that made me start to look elsewhere.

1) Christians are absolutely not accepted. It baffled me how Muslims, Jewish Hindu and whatever were ok but destroying Christianity was a number one objective. A big part of it is internally by means of infiltration. That was something that now as we see "churches" preaching New Age ideology with some "Jesus on top" it's obvious.

2) If you go back and look at what a lot of some of the nastiest people in history believed New Age is at the center. Hitler believed in all of the above and used propaganda to weaken his people and get them on board. If not force was authorized.

Those two things had me start rethinking my approach about the Bible. The reason I point out the two above is because God showed Himself to me when I was seeking Him how these two things are leading us to the Revelation One World Religion and the antichrist WILL use force to demand worship.

The other reason I bring this up is recently there has been a lot of talk and buzz regarding Lady Gaga and her Super Bowl performance. One of the things I implore people to do is look at how music is heavily focused on

1) "Star child" themes
2) animalistic behavior (violence, sexual immorality and doing what YOU want)
3) love and tolerance

You definitely need to research and look into what an artist believes in and the lyrical content of a song. Because of the world's thirsting for "enlightenment" their ears get tickled when they say god in a song. A look into their lyrics/personal life easily will show whom most of them mean. There are now "Christian" churches who even preach becoming one with god and those churches are bigger than Biblically sound churches.

This post may have little relevance to long time members but to Lurkers or anyone who stumbles upon it maybe it will help. All the answers ARE in the Bible. There is more than enough science to back up and reasonably support it. Cling to your Bible. If God is with us no one can be against us!

BorrowedTime, RaptureReady 19 Comments [6/21/2017 11:45:48 PM]
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Quote# 128401

Love Words to Jesus:

For those of you who may have a hard time thinking of love words to say to the Lord, we're including the following list of examples. Besides saying these types of words to Jesus, you might even want to say some of these things to your mate or loved one when making love together.

Less Erotic:

I want You, need You, desire You, yearn for You ...

I want You to kiss me, caress me, touch me ...

I love Your kisses, caresses, touches, Words of love, seeds ...

Come! I'm here for You.

Oh please, I want You!

I want Your seeds.

My darling. My sweetheart. My precious Love. My Bridegroom.

Come and lie in the bed of love with me.

I want to be in love with You, Jesus.

Come to Me, Jesus! Be here with me and love me. Let's hold each other and say words of love to each other.

Come to my bed, come to my arms, come to my kisses, to my lips!

Come into me, I want to be one with You.

Kiss me, caress me, love me, fill me completely.

I want to lie in Your arms.

Hold me, I love You. Come fill me.

I want to woo You, Jesus, and to be wooed by You.

I want You inside of me!

Give me Your seeds.

I want to make You happy by kissing You, and by loving You in whatever way You wish.

Your wonderful touches and kisses make me happy.
Please satisfy me.

I want Your kisses. I kiss You.

Touch me, love me. I want to be one with You.

I'm open for You. Fill me.

I surrender to You, Jesus. I'm all Yours. Take hold of me.

I need You, Jesus. I want You, Jesus. Hold me.

You excite me, Jesus, and I want to feel Your love. I want to excite You, too!

Jesus, You're the Lover of all lovers.

Teach me how to love You.

I love You so much, my dear Darling, my wonderful Sweetheart and marvelous Lover, my faithful Husband!

I'm Yours and I'm one with You, Jesus.

I'm in love with You as My Lover, My Husband and My Bridegroom!

I'm all Yours, and I give You everything.

You make me feel so good.

More Erotic:

I'm all naked for You, Jesus, and desperate for Your love! Come to me.

I want to enjoy You, Jesus, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!

I've got to have You in my arms. I've got to feel Your naked body pressed to mine.

I'm getting so hot for You! I've got to have Your lips on mine!

You turn me on!

Your touch is so tender, it makes me feel so loved, so secure, so warm, so wanted.

You're beautiful, Jesus, and so sexy--sexier than I ever dreamed--so handsome, so naked and so hard!

You draw me near, and my heart skips a beat. I tremble under Your touch.

Your touch melts me. It moves me, stimulates me, sends me.

Touch me through the hands that You made. Possess me!

I'm really getting horny for You, Jesus.

I want to feel all Your love and all Your passion!

Jesus, show me what I can do to You to make You feel good.

I want to excite You and give You pleasure and satisfy You, as You excite and please and satisfy me.

Jesus, I'll do anything for You. I'll do anything to give You pleasure. Let me satisfy You. Teach me what You like best.

I want to show You how hot and horny and passionate I am for You!

I want to enjoy You. I take pleasure in caressing You, kissing You, fondling You.

I want to know You completely--every inch of You.

I want to kiss You everywhere.

I want to suck Your penis.

I want to suck Your seeds!

I'm wild about You! I'm crazy about Your penis!

My pussy is excited for You, Jesus!

I'm juicy for You.

I'm prepared, Jesus. I'm wet. I'm wanting You.

I'm so excited and I'm so horny for You, Jesus!

I want to feel the ecstasies of Your love!

You've got to fuck me now!

Yes, yes, I want more! I want more than words. I want more than spiritual communications! I want to feel it, I want to know it, in my heart and in my body and in my spirit.

I can't wait any longer!--I'm overcome with desire for You, for Your penis, for Your seeds.

I can't wait. I've got to have You, Jesus! Your love excites me! I've got to have You inside me!

I crave You, Jesus. I'm hot for You! My legs are spread to receive Your penis! Enter into me! Give me Your seeds.

I'm desperate for Your big, hard penis! I crave it, because I want Your seeds!

I need Your penis! I need to feel You explode inside me, giving me Your seeds!

I receive Your love, Lord, with open arms and open legs and a receptive heart.

I'm Yours. I give myself to You in complete surrender, for Your pleasure. Do whatever You want with me.

Come into me, Jesus. Fuck me. Make me go, Jesus!

Fuck me! Take me!

Hurry, Jesus! I need You now.

Fuck me long and hard and deep. I want to feel You in the very heart of me. Longer, harder, deeper!

I can't get enough of You. I have to have all of You!

Come, Jesus! Oh please, come!

I can't do without Your seeds. Please give them to me!

Yes, yes! Fuck me, fuck me! Don't stop! Don't stop! I want You! I need You! Give me Your seeds!

Fill me with Your seeds. Flood me with Your seeds. Explode in me!

Give me more, more, more. Don't stop until I have every drop of Your love, every one of Your seeds.

It feels so good to have You inside me, Jesus! I've never known such pleasure, such ecstasy.

Jesus, I'm lost in Your love. With every thrust of Your penis You take me higher and higher.

Don't stop! Don't ever stop fucking me! Let this thrill, this ecstasy, go on and on and on and on forever!

Your penis drives me wild. I'm out of control, but don't stop!

I went for You.

Oh my Darling, my Darling, how I love to fuck You! How I love to be fucked by You!

I've never known such joy and satisfaction as this!

Jesus, You're the best! No other love can compare.

Thank You for wanting me, for desiring me, for exciting me. Thank You for wanting to fuck me and become one with me and give me Your seeds.

Thank You for giving Yourself to me so freely, so completely. Thank You for letting me explore Your naked body in all its majesty--to hold You, to kiss You, to suck You, to fuck You.

You're so wonderful!

Karen Zerby, XFamily 31 Comments [6/21/2017 11:45:17 PM]
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Sermon 5: Giving Up Childish Things
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Let's take some time to talk about 1 Corinthians 13:11 today. It says "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." This is a particular favorite verse of Bro. James Wilson, so I thought I'd take some time to preach on it.
Here at New Testament Baptist Church, we don't mind holy fun. Staying up late and drinking coffee and having desserts in fellowship with other believers is fine. However, we don't condone sinful "fun" like alcohol, dancing, and lewd comments and actions. This corrupt society and so-called "Christians" partake of these things. Can you tell me why grown adults get drunk and urinate outside and make jokes about it? The Bible even says that " And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends." in 1 Kings 16:11. CHILDREN URINATE OUTSIDE AND SPEAK GIBBERISH! WHY DO ADULTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE GO AND GET DRUNK OF STRONG DRINK AND DO THE SAME THING?! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND FIND A TOILET AND SOCIALIZE SOBER! HAVE A BIBLE STUDY! STOP GOING TO PUBS AND ACTING LIKE IMMATURE COLLEGE STUDENTS! GOD HATETH STRONG DRINK! DRINK WATER!!!!!!!! BE MATURE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
A common problem with marriages these days is that women are neglected while men salivate over sports and video games and they consume strong drink with their buddies! Think they're all manly when their wives are over there lonely! You were already weak enough that you succumbed to your lust and married to avoid fornication! Why are you now neglecting your wife for childish garbage? Kids play sports and video games! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Women can't stop gossiping about others! 30 year old women are in the office gossiping about others like immature catty high school yuppies! An abomination unto the Lord is someone who IS A BUSYBODY AND CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOCIETY HAS DENIGRATED TO THE POINT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS A CREEPY OLD PERVERT WHO CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAD BRAGGED ABOUT UNRIGHTEOUS GENITAL GRABBING AND RATES WOMEN BASED UPON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES LIKE AN IMMATURE RANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY! WHAT A SIMPLETON! GOD HATETH AMERICA BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PASSES OFF AS A CHRISTIAN IN THIS CORRUPT SOCIETY! PORNOGRAPHY IS ILLEGAL AND OBSCENE BUT IT REMAINS ONLINE! GROWN MEN PLAY SPORTS AND VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH CARTOONS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAVE A GROWN UP SOCIETY THAT IS MATURE AND GODLY? IT NEEDS TO START NOW!!!!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

William Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 20 Comments [6/25/2017 6:05:22 AM]
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If all scientist denounced evolution what would you people do?what would you believe in then? What proof of evolution do you have of your own??? And if you don't have any how do you argue for it.. why do you believe in it????? What transitions have you seen made.... where is the proof.... how are there possible scientist who live In the world of Facts that speak against evolution .... there is no room for bias in that world so how is it possible???? why did Darwin barely speak upon the first organism of life ever instead of focusing on the variety????? Is it a lot harder to bullshit ??????

andre jones, youtube 17 Comments [2/10/2017 6:08:44 PM]
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