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Quote# 8402

evolution would be a mindless bolder of chance and time rolling forward produsing 7 legged dogs with 3 heads and 300 pound spiders with fish fins and the chain from ape to man would still be very visible in our world.
you would have groups fighting for the rights of those who dont walk upright.
and their would be a randimity of all organisms ..no order at all just a bunch of multi celled water protoplasms that could for all practical porposes be called freaks.also their would not be a concern for beauty from a mindless rollercoaster of chance

turtle, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [11/25/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 8398

You guys should really wake-up. You had a 150 years of Darwin to try to 'prove' that all life evolved. The further you got into investigating daddy Darwins idea the worse the evidence became. Now you're plugging in other theories like Gould's rescue attempts to save this theory that makes an abominable mockery of true science.

I don't know how far you may go to try get an intellegent creator out of the picture, but the further you push this charade the more apparent the evidence becomes of your lack of intellectual honesty. That is the greatest evidence that will be remebered as emerging in the 21 century, the evidence of the total lack of your intellectual integrity.

Edmond, Christian Forums 19 Comments [11/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 127315


OBAMA HATER, Youtube 11 Comments [5/20/2017 1:46:54 AM]
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Quote# 127283

(Homosexuality) is found throughout nature, therefore natural.

Rape, murder, incest, cannibalism, torture, bestiality, etc. are all found in nature so according to you - natural.

Here we go again, back to the same acts of abuse which homosexuality isn't. Is this a fun game for you?

Here we go again using lame nonsense about gay being natural and running to hide when someone points out that your logic makes all the other things the occur in nature natural as well - by the exact same standard.

The response to that is still the same response it has always been, the same response you've gotten from other people, the same response you will always hear from anyone halfway reasonable: CONSENT. Which, not coincidentally, is the word YOU unfailingly run hiding from- every single time.

You stated if it happens in nature it's normal, you lying bro?

I'll play your game. I stand by my statement. Now you get to explain to me why you think rape and torture are normal.

My son and I recently witnessed 10-15 male ducks gang-raping a female (who repeatedly tried to get away). Have you ever seen a cat with a torturing a mouse, or heard the death scream of a rabbit caught in the talons of an owl? You also neglected to address cannibalism, incest, and pedophilia which also occur in nature so therefore according to you are all natural. Homosexuality is a state of being - being mentally/emotionally ill.

None of those things is what any reasonable person would call torture (or incest or pedophilia). The animal kingdom has its own set of rules for what takes place. Cats eat mice. Owls eat rabbits. Since the medical world has no issue with homosexuality, I don't either. And your reason boils down simply to the superstition you were raised with.

Now we are attempting to create different rules to justify you lame ridiculous statements?
Animals mate out of instinct, for example when a whitetail buck is in the rut, it will "breed" anything that resembles a doe (including each other). My wife's aunt one sent her a postcard depicting a buck doing a German Shepherd, so according to you bestiality is natural.
The honest medical world know homosexuality is a mental/emotional disorder. Nothing changed since the APA first put it on their list except political pressure.

Bestiality is defined as a human being having sex with an animal. It's not defined as an animal having sex with another animal. The APA changed their stance because they got better data and it's only gotten better since then. I can't really explain what's going on with anyone stupid enough to believe you can lobby a medical organization. Especially when you are a marginalized group with little to no power as it was with homosexuals in the 1970s, but I get that you need your confirmation bias provided by hate groups.

Cross species is cross species no matter who does it. Then homo must be two humans and not two animals - so you lie again.
"The APA changed their stance because they got better data." Another lie, it was political period, no new data, just PC BS.
I can't really explain what's going on with anyone stupid enough to believe you can't lobby a medical organization with enough pressure.

You can't. Science is science. How do you lobby something that is authoritative? That's your problem right there. You don't accept authority. So running away with your hands covering your ears means that you can pretend evolution doesn't occur and even consulting a dictionary to you is an "appeal to authority". It isn't an appeal if the source is iron-clad factual. This is your way of trying to level the playing field so that everything becomes "faith" when your own faith is ridiculed when it makes bigoted statements. Who's the troll now? Daresay it's you.
Speaking of authority and the dictionary, look up "bestiality" to see how your attempt to twist its meaning failed so horribly.

"Science is science" What is that some kind of magic phrase to somehow prove anything?

"What’s noteworthy about this is that the removal of homosexuality from
the list of mental illnesses was not triggered by some scientific
breakthrough. There was no new fact or set of facts that stimulated
this major change. Rather, it was the simple reality that gay people
started to kick up a fuss. They gained a voice and began to make
themselves heard. And the APA reacted with truly astonishing speed.
And with good reason. They realized intuitively that a protracted battle
would have drawn increasing attention to the spurious nature of their
entire taxonomy. So they quickly “cut loose” the gay community and
forestalled any radical scrutiny of the DSM system generally" - Behaviorism and Mental Health dot com

Oboehner, Christian News Network 17 Comments [5/19/2017 11:31:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 28593

The Libs care about the 4000 lost in Iraq or some Butterfly in a forest somewhere --- but don't give a rat's ass about the ~850,000 aborted babies lost every year.

TechieZer, Fark 54 Comments [8/30/2007 7:39:17 AM]
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Quote# 127288

I believe that as long as there is consent...[child porn] shouldn´t be labeled as a crime.

GUILLE832, DeviantArt 13 Comments [5/18/2017 11:08:32 PM]
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Franklin's Nightmare Award

"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

Quote# 127329


put mods that are actually red pilled on the JQ, or at least support a temporary fascist state to restore the republic. The US is supposed to be a secular, constitutional republic built on traditional justice, natural rights, and natural law. Those that believe in "social justice" and argue solely using bulverism, reject the social compact created by the white European men that wrote our constitution. Any belief or ideology that works to undermine this social compact is evil no matter how well-intentioned. without legal recourse or traditional justice, how do we combat the evil that has subverted our nation?

AfroCen, Reddit - r/OperationPol 12 Comments [5/20/2017 3:36:15 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 127306

If you think (and you’d better) that your soul matters enough to Satan that he will bother to send you a tempter, just imagine the horde he dispatches to batter the president.

John Zmirak, The Stream 24 Comments [5/19/2017 11:34:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 8358

'[The Theory of Evolution stems from science.']

Only Darwinists believe this. The evidence says the Emperor has no clothes. The textual evidence of the Bible says Darwinian macroevolution beliefs are a penalty from God for denying Him Creator status. The penalty is corroborated by the fact that the ***reason for being*** evidence/intermediacy is entirely missing; IC is a scientific fact; fossil record shows zero signs of species transitioning. These are death blows in the eyes of any non-prejudicial observer. The fact that Darwinism thrives despite its nudity is explained by the penalty.

Herepton, EvC Forum 13 Comments [11/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8359

All of it [evidence for evolution] is based on present only observations, which they only assume without reason, and believe must apply to the future, and the past ad infinitum!

dad, 123 Christian Forums 9 Comments [11/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8365

If I were an atheist...

I'd live a life of debauchery and then commit suicide.

Orthodox_Freethinker, Internet Infidels 25 Comments [11/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 8327

Dont you all find it rather ironic that almost every sunday night you can find a new "super-disaster" movie on TV? I certainly do. Tonight, 11/13, is "Category 7 Storm" night, i remember over the summer i watched "Super-Earthquake" night and "Yellowstone Eruption" night. My mom(who, sadly to say, is not very religious, actually, she is not religious at all) enjoys these quite a bit, and i get to hear one every night while she watches it. I remember there was one where three storm systems collided over Chicago(my city...ouch) and produced some crazy effects.

Anyway, i think its almost mocking (perhaps satan is making these movies so people dont realize its all from the Bible) that these movies are being made at a time like this, but of course its ironic. Because in a way this is showing pieces of what is going to happen during the tribulation to all those alive today. I suppose that most people will not see these movies and pick up a Bible to read it concerning prophecy, but all these movies are showing the fulfillment of various prophecies regarding the Tribulation(although the prophecies arent' specific, and i do not have enough of a knowledge of the bible to give you verses). Anyway, i just thought i would mention the clear Irony in these movies and see if anyone else feels the same way or could put some scripture up to accent my post.

mocha, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [11/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 24915

Athiest: I can't see god, therefore he doesn't exist

Me to Athiest: I can't see your brain, therefore you don't have one.

bwfalme26, GameTalk.com 51 Comments [5/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 127253

[Emphasis mine]

NIV 2011
...the Feminist's Lesbian Bible!

The new NIV 2011 (New International Version 2011) has been released online, now on it's way to Zondervan publishers to become toilet paper. And if you love the Lord Jesus Christ that's what you'll do with the NIV 2011.

The word “men” appears in the King James Bible's Old Testament 2416 times, and 806 in the New Testament. That's 3222 times that the King James Bible mentions the word “men.” But in the feminist perversion of the NIV 2011, you'll only find the word “men” 1027 times in their entire Bible. Pretty sad huh?

The word “man” appears in the King James Bible's Old Testament 3105 times, and 1433 in the New Testament. That's 4538 times that the King James Bible mentions the word “man.” But in the feminist perversion of the NIV 2011, you'll only find the word “man” 1989 times in their entire Bible.

It's a feminist's dream come true! The NIV 2011 attacks the masculine authority of God, the ruling husband, and the authoritative preacher. There is no room for gender equality in Biblical Christianity when it comes to AUTHORITY.


Feminists are rebels against God. Feminism is a road to Hell (Proverb 5:5; 7:27; 9:18). Just as homosexuals are sinfully trying to merge God's unconditional love with gay rights, so have feminists merged human rights with feminist rights. No one has a right to be immoral. No one has a right to disobey God. A woman's place is Biblically IN THE HOME.


As I've said often, and so say I again, no one has a right to commit immorality. Liberty is the freedom to BE wrong, not to DO wrong. No one is gay by birth. God doesn't make mistakes. Homosexuality is a CHOICE to sin, just as murderous abortion is a CHOICE to sin. Planned Parenthood is correct to call abortion a “choice,” but it is the wrong choice!


Women today are becoming lesbians, whether literally or by becoming a feminist (which is a mental lesbian). Women who want to usurp authority and be equal with men are lesbians in their minds. Feminists are mental homosexuals.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 20 Comments [5/18/2017 12:37:29 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Not Compensating For Anything Award

Quote# 127255

[A picture with the caption "You keep your fuel mileage" above a Prius and "We'll keep our manhood" above three trucks]

Dani Powpow, Memes 39 Comments [5/18/2017 12:46:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 127186

Intellectual terrorism is a million times more dangerous than IEDs. Marx, Freud, Trotsky. "Equality" is the mainstay of intellectual terror.

nontolerantman, Twitter 46 Comments [5/16/2017 5:30:27 AM]
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Quote# 114010

[Let's keep it real. No one is under any illusions about a man being pulled from the street and brutally blowjobbed and plough in the anus by the fists of masked female rapists. That is definitely rape because OBVIOUSLY no consent was provided.

Now if he was in the bar, he was provided drink after drink by an inticing lady who slowly proceeded to allow him to willingly take the drinks and drink the alcohol and then suggest they go back to her place and then she proceeds to undress him while he's too drunk to resist or consent and have sex with him. Is that rape?]

The reason punishment is harsh, and that it is considered serious business, is because of the old definition - which is pretty much the violent, non-consensual stuff... and born of a time when marriage was sacrosanct.

The current definition includes any number of cases that are basically meaningless and in no way deserving of any particular punishment... like the case in question. Punishing the woman is more retardedness than justice. There is no real victim, and in the real world, the man would never charge her with rape (unless he's crazy and wants to be laughed at)... but it would still be legally defined as rape.

Which points to the basic fact that the law has become funky and far removed from the source that made if meaningful. Human systems have a tendency to become corrupt and perverted after a certain point (mostly because individual human intelligence is such a marginal thing).

[Naturally. Lack of ability to consent in your example above is rape.]

The problem is with the expanded use of the word "rape" with all its existing connotations, so that it is seen as something horrible that has happened to someone, for which we as a society want to exact vengeance on their behalf - as well as strongly deter anyone from engaging in such activities... Thus rapists spending years in jail and generally having their lives destroyed for all practical purposes by being registered as sex offenders and likely not being able to get decent jobs in the future, etc. etc... and everyone being fine with the amount of harm visited on these living incarnations of evil.

... Except obviously, this guy hasn't come to any harm that justifies horribly harming someone else, or declaring them an ungodly evil to be forever maligned and rejected by everyone, on his behalf.

Zsych, INTJ Forum 16 Comments [1/14/2016 3:47:29 PM]
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Quote# 8334

Have you thought about the logical consequences if everyone was an atheist like you? If everyone followed their "own path" what sort of world do you think we would have? If people are not willing to abide by God's laws or that of the government the result would be total anarchy which would ultimately result in the destruction of all mankind.

TEITZY, Bibleforums.org 19 Comments [11/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 127257

May your wings Carrie you to heaven, Ms. Fisher.

The SJW cancer is spreading faster than ever on the withering ass of Western civilization! Now a bunch of moronic ninnies have taken it upon themselves to control the way we grieve a celebrities’ death! Anyone who is acquainted with the original Star Wars trilogy remembers the iconic scene in which Princess Leia was enslaved by Jabba the Hutt and forced to wear a chainmail bikini that left little of Fisher’s bodacious figure to the imagination. It was every nerd’s fantasy come true, so it’s no surprise that many of them would wish to commemorate the late actresses’ death by tweeting pictures of her from their most cherished and fondly remembered wet dream of the princess. Of course, that stuck in the SJWs craw something fierce (how much more do you think they could fit up there?) and decided to take her fanbase to task on yet another misguided campaign that reminds everyone just what spoiled, moronic, heartless monsters they are. It seems it is politically incorrect and sexist to even grieve a beautiful goddess like Fisher. How much more bullshit do we have to tolerate from these “progressives”? How much more eggshells must we take care to avoid stepping on before we decide to launch these spineless crybabies into the sun? Everything is sexist, from the games we play, the shows we watch, the books we read, the temperature at which we set our air conditioners at work, and now even the way we GRIEVE is too! This fear mongering must cease. Know this, social justice losers, 2017 will not be yours for the taking! R. I. P Carrie Fisher. You will be missed. May the Force always be with you.

jrcthegodlessheathen, Tumblr 21 Comments [5/18/2017 12:49:04 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 8314

[After 8 intelligent design school board members lost re-election in Dover]

I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.

Pat Robertson, CNN News 25 Comments [11/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 127284

Gay Trump Supporter Beaten Unconscious on Texas Street After He Pulls Out Trump Lighter

Tbh, I am very happy to hear whenever a Trump supporter gets beaten up. I don’t care if he was gay or not. Homos can be assholes too, this man is living proof.

Serves him right tbh
If you vote for and support a nazi, deal with the backlash.

incarniunknown, Tumblr 22 Comments [5/18/2017 11:08:07 PM]
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Quote# 8329

I haven't had any eager thoughts on cleaning up my house, but I did have the following situation that just happened today. I have the following system set up:

I work for an insurance company and have my own office. If I do not participate on a weekly conference call, my manager has to come secure my laptop and files. I have written a letter titled "Urgent Message- Please Read Immediately" and placed it on my file cabinet. The letter gives a quick synopsis of what has happened and asks my manager to go to my home (2 miles down the road...map enclosed). The letter tells him where I have hidden a key and instructs him to go into my attic where I have a fire safe that contains approx 70 letters. Each letter is the same and details the events of the rapture and the hope found in JESUS. Letters are addressed to unsaved friends, restaurants, businesses, media outlets, etc. However, I used the key that I had hid for an emergency situation and have not gotten around to heading out to the depot to get another key made. I felt a great urgency this weekend to go get that key made.

Of course, I made the mistake of ignoring the Holy Spirit. This morning I believe God decided to give me a further push. I received a call from my manager saying that he has been instructed to obtain a key from each of our offices so he will have access to our files as quickly as possible should any unforeseen event occur. He will stop by my office in the morning to pick up the office key. I knew immediately that I will be headed out after work to get another office key made and also get the house (rapture) key made to place back in the hidden spot. Now listen to this twist. I can definitely see satan trying to screw this up. I noticed about an hour earlier that my house key was missing. It must have fallen off my keychain somehow. I called my wife so I can get her key, and she tells me that she had taken the key off of her keychain this morning and now she can't find it. Fortunately, she just called back and said she had gone through her car and finally found it. Is this all coincidence or a deeper spiritual battle? Is there an urgency for me to get this key made to help spread the truth after the rapture? I know my thoughts but I don't have a definitive answer.

Justin-Georgia, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [11/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 127269

Pray this imprecatory prayer for the wicked state legislators. In the Name of Jesus, I prophesy and declare: may all the individuals serving in the state legislature, and their staff, who support, promote and practice sodomy and other perverted, sexually deviant lifestyles, who support the killing of unborn babies, and who hate God’s Law and God’s Word, receive just retribution from God for their evil actions. May they receive what their unfaithful ways deserve. May they be consumed, collapse, rot and be blown away as dust from their current positions because of their wicked works, thoughts and deeds. May people scorn them and nations abhor them. May their punishment lead them to repentance and faith in Christ. May God’s will be done in their lives.

Steven Horze, Texas Freedom Network 6 Comments [5/19/2017 11:29:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 127265

Poster has a question:

Does this mean that Allah is ALWAYS descended, because since the Earth is round, it is ALWAYS the last 3rd of the night somewhere on Earth?

There wouldn't be any time in which He isn't descended then? It is always the last 3rd of the night somewhere or the other on Earth. And if He is ALWAYS descended, He wouldn't need to descend, but actually just stay there.

This is confusing.

Fundie has a non answer:

The brother is right, this has to do with matters of the unseen. it's tawqeefiyyah. We accept as we've heard it. But this might help a little. The concept of time, space, future, present is nothing to Allah (subhanahu wa ta'aala). Allah created time. Allah can decide to descend at once and it'll be the last third of the night in every city (no matter when that might be to us). Time is inconsequential when compared to the majesty of our Rabb. Our Creator. Please endeavour not to delve too much into matters of the unseen. it leads to destruction and kufr. May Allah forgive all our shortcomings

abkhmbbs , ummah.com 5 Comments [5/19/2017 11:28:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak

Quote# 31872

[From a thread on what True Christians(TM) should not read/watch. The usual suspects are there e.g., Harry Potter, but VeggieTales? Seriously?]

...[I]s anyone else bothered by Vegietales? I have seen a few and I think some of them (if not all) are disrespectful to God's Word and don't tell the exact story in the Bible. One episode I saw had nothing to do with God (except one mention of His name) and sounded like a rock concert.

Andrea, Fundamental Baptist Forum 34 Comments [12/3/2007 12:22:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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