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Quote# 126567

Jesus is The Life! To say that evil is a branch of Life is to say that Jesus Christ had an evil side to Him. As Jesus the man was also The Christ, or God, it is blasphemy to say that a perfect God, our Creator, has evil in Him. The Yin-Yang symbol is a lie.

AmbassadorHerald, Deviantart 4 Comments [4/22/2017 12:10:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Speed demon

Quote# 126570

Earth is flat in Quran and so shall it be?


sibertooth, youtube 6 Comments [4/22/2017 12:16:10 PM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.F

Quote# 126555

you made incest seem like it's "wrong" or bad. Incest that is not consensual can be damaging, I will agree to, but consensual incest, when both people are okay with it, is not hurting anyone and they should be allowed to be together. Even though it is considered "wrong" and causes most people to have a knee jerk reaction of "ick," love is love and who are we to say who people can and can't love?

give-me-a-name, Deviantart comments section 17 Comments [4/22/2017 12:01:11 PM]
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Quote# 126583

Sisyphys:
How was judge [Roy] Moore upholding the Constitution, by attempting to inject his pet ideology into law?

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
By doing exactly what he said. I can't say it anymore succinctly and clearly than he did. Your characterization is just a blatant admission to your blindness and bias. Has nothing to do with "pet ideology".

Sisyphys:
The laws of Alabama he is trying to uphold, have been determined to be unconstitutional.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
By your ilk, maybe.

Ambulance Chaser:
No, by the Supreme Court, whose job it is to make final determinations of law.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
Wrong again. The People make the final determination.

That said, you might wanna checkout the 1923 Uniform Marriage and Marriage Licensing Act and the 1971 Uniform Marriage & Divorce Act. Both state, "Marriage is a personal relationship between a man and a woman arising out of a civil contract to which the consent of the parties is essential.".

In the Obergefell Decision NEITHER of those is mentioned in the Decision at all. So SCOTUS did not find them Unconstitutional and therefore they are still on the books. So legally, that means that any marriage license issued to a couple that is not of opposite sexes is invalid.

Since SCOTUS can NOT "make" Law and they didn't address the current Law on the books, it'll be interesting to see if what would happen if a challenge is brought by Moore, AL, NC or another State. At best, they could rule that the entire Marriage Licensing Act/Uniform Marriage & Divorce Act is/are void, which would mean an immediate cessation of marriage licenses.

Then a state could pass a law stating that marriage can only be used for unions of man and woman. It would no doubt be challenged and possibly overturned by some liberal activist judge or District Court.

This might open the door for another case on SSM to be considered by SCOTUS and if something were to happen to Ginsberg or Kennedy or one of the other Liberal Activists on the Court, I'd say there's a good probability that the original dissenters and Constitutionalists like Gorsuch would revisit the issue.

It's not like it's not happened before. If Obergefell were to be overturned, it certainly would NOT be the first time.

Ambulance Chaser:
Wrong again. The People make the final determination.

No, the Constitution is the final word on all laws. And when it's ambiguous, the Courts clarify it.

That said, you might wanna checkout the 1923 Uniform Marriage and Marriage Licensing Act and the 1971 Uniform Marriage & Divorce Act. Both state, "Marriage is a personal relationship between a man and a woman arising out of a civil contract to which the consent of the parties is essential.

As with many laws that start with "uniform," the Uniform Marriage and Divorce Act isn't a law at all. It was a model that states could choose to adopt or not adopt as they saw fit. Only 8 states did: Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Kentucky, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana and Washington. None of those states ever relied on it to limit the genders of people who were allowed to marry. The "man and woman" language was just there as a common convention of what the definition of marriage was.

I have no idea what the Uniform Marriage and Marriage Licensing Act is. The only reference I found to it was an unlinked comment on a bodybuilding forum.

In the Obergefell Decision NEITHER of those is mentioned in the Decision at all. So SCOTUS did not find them Unconstitutional and therefore they are still on the books. So legally, that means that any marriage license issued to a couple that is not of opposite sexes is invalid.

So what? Obergefell states,

"The Court, in this decision, holds same-sex couples may exercise the fundamental right to marry in all States. It follows that the Court also must hold and it now does hold that there is no lawful basis for a State to refuse to recognize a lawful same-sex marriage performed in another State on the ground of its same-sex character."

They're not required to go through every law in every state that they're striking down. Their intention is made perfectly clear.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
What a load of gobbledeygook.

Royce E. Van Blaricome, Christian News Network 12 Comments [4/22/2017 12:26:57 PM]
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Quote# 64516

PATNA, India (Reuters) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

"They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains," Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar's remote Banke Bazaar town.

"This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily."

India this year suffered its worst start to the vital monsoon rains in eight decades, causing drought in some states.

Indian Farmers, Reuters 72 Comments [8/2/2009 4:06:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Dave

Quote# 126577

USA is a Christian theocracy like other European nations. Read the Declaration of Independence. Americans trust and submit to the God of the Holy Bible alone. Christians create nations, the atheists destroy them, the foreigners take over the land, and the faith bounces back - the pattern on Planet Earth.

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 14 Comments [4/22/2017 12:20:42 PM]
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Submitted By: KingOfRhye

Quote# 126584

DTrevor:
Your assertion that the Supreme Court of the United States cannot "make Law" is demonstrably incorrect. In fact, all rulings of appellate courts, which includes the Supreme Court of the United States, are a form of law known as "case law". The concept of "case law" is well established and understood and in fact it is addressed even in basic civics courses. As such, you have demonstrated an ignorance even of very basic United States civics which strongly suggests that your efforts to dismiss the validity of the ruling of Obergefell v. Hodges is without any credibility.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
Thanks for showing your ignorance of the Constitution and the powers of each Branch.

Royce E. Van Blaricome, Christian News Network 6 Comments [4/22/2017 12:27:02 PM]
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Quote# 117254



( A creationist trying to prove that trilobites still exist and thus creation is real. If you don't get the joke, look at exactly what it says in the above picture under the header " Living Fossil".)

ACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLE AND THE DEFINITION OF A TRILOBITE, THE APUS, HORSESHOE CRAB AND THIS NEW FIND (Bathynomus giganteus - above right) CLEARLY FALL INTO THE CATEGORY OF TRILOBITA.

THIS ARTICLE STATES THAT THE HORSESHOE CRAB IS THE NEAREST RELATIVE TO THE TRILOBITE. THIS NEW FIND APPEARS TO BE EVEN CLOSER YET. WHETHER THE SCIENCE COMMUNITY WILL CLASSIFY THIS CREATURE AS A LIVING TRILOBITE REMAINS TO BE SEEN.

BELOW ARE PICKLED "BATHYNOMUS GIGANTEUS" THAT USED TO BE ON DISPLAY IN THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA. THESE CREATURES, ACCORDING TO TO THE PLACARD, LIVE IN GREAT ABUNDANCE ON THE DEEP OCEAN FLOOR BUT ARE RARELY SEEN. THEY ARE BELIEVED TO BE SCAVENGERS AND PREDATORS.

I HAVE A VIDEO, TAKEN FROM A DEEP SUBMERSIBLE SUBMARINE, SHOWING THESE CREATURES AGGRESSIVELY ATTACKING FISH AS THEY SWIM CLOSE TO THEM. THEY SHOOT UP FROM THE OCEAN FLOOR WITH AMAZING SPEED AND SEIZE THEIR PREY.



Henry & Joe Taylor, omniology.com 22 Comments [3/6/2016 5:13:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Arceus

Quote# 126537

Both evolutionists (usually atheists) and Creationists (Biblical Scientists) need faith. Jesus said so. The difference is one has faith God is an illusion; the other has faith in God. The problem is one is justified, the other not. Science confirms God’s existence. Let me explain.

The First Law of Thermodynamics says that matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed. Based on this law of science you must conclude the universe has always been here in some way, shape or form.

The Second Law of Thermodynamics says that all things are going downhill and decaying, going from more usable energy to less usable energy. We call this Entropy. Based on this law you most conclude that in an eternal universe, like the first law requires, we would now be in a heat death where all usable energy is no longer usable and everything is in a standstill. You’re forced to conclude this because in an eternal universe there has been infinite time before the now and it takes far less time than infinity to use all the energy. It only takes finite time.

So, if the universe cannot be eternal due to the second law, but it must be eternal based on the first law, then there is only one explanation: something, or someone who is outside the laws of this universe created it. That person has to be God.

For more, go to [link] .

AmbassadorHerald, Deviantart 8 Comments [4/21/2017 11:13:04 AM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.F

Quote# 126538

[Anonymous asked: What don't you like about homosexuals?]
Homosexuality serves no purpose, it is inherently degenerate and narcissistic. They have higher amounts of sexual partners (bordering on absurdity) more stds, are disproportionately pedophiles, and are often perverted sadly because they are molested as children. It is unnatural and shouldn’t be normalized in society. The worst of all is when I see children at these pride parades next to men groups of men that are totally naked or leashed up like dogs. I can’t stand it, Russia has the right idea with the anti gay propaganda law and Kadyrov dindu nuthin wrong

the-orthodox-autocrat, Tumblr 11 Comments [4/21/2017 11:13:07 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 126373

IN SOLIDARITY WITH THE KOREAN PEOPLE AGAINST US IMPERIALISM ON THE 105th BIRTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE GREAT LEADER KIM IL SUNG

We, the International League of Peoples’ Struggle (ILPS) share with the Korean people and the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) the boundless joy of celebrating the 105th birth anniversary of the great leader Kim Il Sung. In his lifetime, Comrade Kim Il Sung led the Korean people in achieving great revolutionary feats in fighting and defeating the Japanese colonialists and subsequently the US imperialists and achieving national and social liberation.

Under his direction, the Korean Worker’s Party founded the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). Upon the basic completion of the people’s democratic revolution, he guided and mobilized the Korean people to carry out the socialist revolution and construction. The Korean people have achieved great advances in socialist construction in the social, economic, political and cultural fields.

Despite the barbaric and destructive US-led war of aggression against Korea and the ceaseless embargo and provocations, Comrade Comrade Il Sung succeeded with the Korean people to make gigantic advances in socialist revolution and construction in a planned and timely way. These have been won under the principle of self-reliance against constant threats, economic sanctions and war provocations from US imperialism.

Comrade Kim Il Sung has bequeathed a shining heritage of resolute and militant struggle for national independence, democracy and socialism not only to the Korean people but also to the world’s proletariat and people. The brilliant victories have inspired the toiling masses in their struggle for a new society free from exploitation and oppression.

In the spirit of proletarian internationalism, Comrade Kim Il Sung gave exemplary fraternal support to the Cuban and Vietnamese peoples in their revolutionary struggle against US imperialism. He supported the oppressed peoples in Asia, Africa and Latin America in their struggle for national independence and democracy. He was an outstanding stalwart of the non-aligned movement that espoused the right of the peoples to self-determination and to an independent course of development.

We, the ILPS, extend our militant solidarity with the Korean people in their fervent desire to have a peaceful reunification of the north and south and in their heroic struggle against the continuing sanctions, threats and provocations of US imperialism and its reactionary agents. We support the right of the DPRK and the Korean people to self-defense against aggression, to develop their nuclear capability in defense of their national independence and to counter the bullying and threats of a preemptive nuclear strike from US imperialism.

We, the International League of Peoples’ Struggle, express our highest admiration and deepest respect for the memory of the Great Leader Comrade Kim Il Sung on the occasion of his 105th birth anniversary. Together with the Korean people, we cherish his memory that has inspired the revolutionary proletariat and people in their struggle for a new and better world.

Long live the memory and legacy of Comrade Kim Il Sung!
Long live the struggle for national liberation, democracy and socialism!
US imperialism must get out of south Korea!
The Korean people will prevail and achieve peaceful reunification!
Long live the international solidarity of peoples!

Professor Jose Maria Sison, National Democratic Front of the Phlippines 16 Comments [4/16/2017 4:58:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 126585

Michael C:
It's not a matter of "believing" any one side over the other. Roy Moore ordered Alabama public servants to violate the U.S. Constitution.

He ordered them to violate the U.S. Constitution.

It's not even a question. He did this. He put it on paper and signed it.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
Ah, but it is more than a question. It's a lie. Moore ordered Alabama public servants to obey the Constitution AND the AL State Constitution. Try actually reading the article and opening your ears to what he actually said too.

TheLastHonestLawyer:
No, SCOTUS found that laws forbidding same-sex marriages violates the Due Process and Equal Protection clauses of the 14th Amendment, following a pattern set in a dozen other SCOUTUS cases on marriage rights.

That's the final word. No new laws were made, rather the Supreme Court found that existing state laws could not be enforced as they were unconstitutional.

Chief Justice Moore told Alabama workers to ignore that ruling. That is wrong. He paid the price for it, and will now go down in history as the only Supreme Court justice ever to be removed from the bench *twice* for misconduct.

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
Thank you for showing that SCOTUS did not follow the Constitution but rather exercised judicial activism (at least 5 of the judges did) instead of performing their duty.

You're also wrong on that being the final word. Might wanna try reading the Constitution. The USA is NOT an oligarchy.

As to your last comment, so what? As if "history" will have any significance toward him at all. "History" reflects that a group of people shouted to Caesar about the Son of God, "Crucify Him and let His blood be on us and our children." "History" reflects that a group of people brutally scourged the Son of God almost to death and that a group of people actually murdered the Son of God by crucifixion. So?

Do you honestly think the Son of God sits in any lesser of a position than what He does because of that??? LOL

Judge Moore will likely sit in an even higher position than what He did prior because of his faithfulness. Oh yeah, it's such a terribly bad thing to stand with Christ. LOL

Get your mind off the temporal and focus on Eternity.

Michael C:
Are you being serious right now?

If a part of the Alabama state constitution violates the U.S. Constitution, it's impossible to obey both of them at the same time.

You get that, right?

Royce E. Van Blaricome:
"We, the people of the State of Alabama, in order to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, invoking the favor and guidance of Almighty God, do ordain and establish the following Constitution and form of government for the State of Alabama"

The Constitution of the USA actually supports and upholds that.

You get that right?

Never mind. No need to answer that. We have all gotten it by now that you simply don't get it. Nor any other truth for that matter.

Royce E. Van Blaricome, Christian News Network 2 Comments [4/22/2017 12:27:05 PM]
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Quote# 126504

If only people were half as good as your writing makes them sound. They are not. Most humans today are disgusting, vile beings. And it is our declining morals that will be our downfall.
Nicely written, I suppose. I don't believe in god or good people, but nicely written all the same.

XxAloysiusxX, Deviantart 10 Comments [4/20/2017 11:33:24 AM]
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Quote# 126566

What are some of these 'Doctrines of Devils'? Here is a short list of a few that come to mind:
Theistic Evolution (Evolution period),
Vatican II (Catholics),
The Emerging Church (Purpose Drivenism),
Book of Mormon (Mormonism),
Pre-Tribulation Rapture,
Sodomy (Gay/Lesbian),
Abortion,
Wicca (Witchcraft),
Divorce,
Good works gets you to Heaven,
Etc . . .

AmbassadorHereld, Deviantart 6 Comments [4/22/2017 12:10:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Speed demon

Quote# 126586

On North Carolina attempting to pass a law barring same-sex marriage

Michael C:
These elected officials either have no understanding of our system of government or they're relying on the fact that their constituents don't.

They're either wasting North Carolinian's hard earned money because they don't know how to do their jobs or they're wasting North Carolinian's hard earned money because they think they the people of North Carolina are ignorant.

Is wasting tax payers hard earned money acceptable if all you're doing is stomping your feet and banging your fists against the ground?

Jason Todd:
What is the basis for your argument?

Michael C:
A state legislature is not granted the power to nullify the parts of the U.S. Constitution that they don't like.

Any attempt to do so is an obvious waste of time and taxpayers' hard earned money.

So, are they wasting time and money because they're ignorant of how our system of government works or are they wasting time and money because they think their constituents are ignorant of how our system of government works?

Jason Todd:
Marriage isn't in the Constitution, which you bloody well know. That makes it a state issue, as per the 10th Amendment.

You need to stop being intellectually dishonest. But then again, the facts aren't on your side, are they?

Michael C:
Marriage is not specifically outlined in the Constitution, correct. How is it, then, that state laws that prohibit interracial marriage are in violation of the Constitution?

Jason Todd:
What does skin color have to do with sexual behavior?

Michael C:
Nothing that I've intimated.

...does that mean you're not going to address the simple question?

How is it that state laws prohibiting interracial marriage are in violation of the Constitution even though the Constitution doesn't even mention marriage??

Jason Todd:
The answer is it's irrelevant. Homosexuals like to equate the two to make some kind of argument, but the fact is it's the same as comparing a potato chip to a fire hydrant. It's nonsensical and won't be entertained.

Michael C:
No. You're just refusing to answer the question.

You're claiming that because the U.S. Constitution doesn't explicitly mention marriage, it's solely a state issue. You're refusing to respond to my relevant questions because you're wrong and you know it.

Thank you for this thoroughly useless conversation.

Jason Todd, Christian News Network 6 Comments [4/22/2017 12:27:08 PM]
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Quote# 126506

Homosexuals and sexual deviants by definition are weak people who live solely for self-gratification.

They lack the moral fortitude to defend themselves and will always get rolled by whoever ambles over to punch them in the face and take their lunch money.

Always. Without exception.

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/7109833]

...

Rome was conquered by the barbarians because Romans were weak, degenerate and valued hedonism over defending their empire.

France and Germany are being conquered because the French and Germans are weak, degenerate and value hedonism over defending their nations.

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/7109881]

...

There are plenty of people who will defend their nations in the name of God (or the gods), their families, their blood, and their cultural patrimony.

There isn't a single person who has ever gone to war to defend their country's abortion rights or freedom for gays.

It just doesn't happen.

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/7109907]

...

A polite reminder: despite the outreach Trump and his supporters did for gays, despite the Orlando nightclub shooting, and despite Hillary Clinton taking money from "homophobic" Saudi Arabia, 80 percent of LGBT voters supported Hillary.

Hedonists are dead weight with no place in the movement.

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/7109992]

Matt Forney, Gab 23 Comments [4/20/2017 11:33:51 AM]
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Quote# 126542

"I do not believe in evolution. I do not choose what I believe. I am compelled to believe what I believe by the presentation of evidence which leads only to one logical conclusion. ...That is why we believe it."

Look at your words: "I do not believe...what I believe...what I believe...that's why we believe." Evolution is completely faith-based. It's a belief. Nothing is observable without having to exercise a blind faith.



Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's Facebook page 15 Comments [4/21/2017 11:19:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 126533

You've been decieved. Same-sex members are only for friendship, loyalty, brotherhood, and sisterhood and nothing else. You don't fall in love with kids or kins and therefore not with same-sex members, either. It is as unthinkably disgusting and lawless as feeling appetite for fellow human beings or dog meat. The Western powerfuls are trying to enslave mankind by bending God's truth and human conscience and ignoring science.

"No, YOU'VE been deceived. If you're not attracted to people of the same gender, you're not really in a position to know that they cannot fall in love like everyone else."

Tell that to pedophiles and cannibals. You are wrong. Homosexuality means sex with anything; it's giving up on being human. The Western culture is violating the human rights by equating the colored people and sexually depraved people and prohibiting morality this century. Endorsement of homosexuality is a slavery to sin. You need to repent of the support of depravity.

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 13 Comments [4/21/2017 11:08:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 7206

It makes sense- We had this guy in our school last year talking about creation/evolution and apparently most dinosaurs were vegetarians, not the man-eating monsters they're made out to be! Dinos and humans could very well have co-inhabitaed the earth... Another thing to say is that saying to someone who believes in evolution that you don't believe it because the Bible says so, while being very true, simply will make you look as closed-minded as them. There are soooo many things which logically don't add up in the theory of evolution that it would be muchmore effective to quote them! For example, steam from volcanoes condensing to cover 70% of the earth's surface....?

bekah, Panheads.org Boards 12 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 126561

[=Context: Part 3 of Anne Kennedy's rant against Jory Micah=]

So, yesterday I chattered away about all the annoying possibilities for women in the church–the Duggar Option, the Ray Romano Option, the Giving Up Option, the Backing Furtively Away Option. I started with three but it looks like it morphed into four. We needn’t worry too much about how many there are and what to call them. The fact is, since that long lost edenic landscape, men and women have never been able to comfortably sort themselves out. Some millennia or other we’re going to notice this and lower our expectations.

I am going to get to the other annoying option for women in the church–showing her her place–but before I do that I want to talk about Tone, which means the other one will have to wait.

In the Land of the Internet–that great vast playground of everybody saying and being whoever they want to be–it’s very natural that we would want to bubble wrap ourselves in protective layers no matter what the conversation is. As human discourse has become technically easier, it seems to have become exponentially more tetchy. Anyone can talk, therefore we are all much quicker to have our feelings hurt.

This being so, I have some friendly counsel. I think if women want to be taken seriously in whatever sphere they hope to inhabit, it would be helpful for them to set aside many of their trigger warnings.

For example, one of the jarring thing about reading so much Jory Micah in one day is the vague feeling that she has Definitely Overcome. She has been victimized by the church and everyone, but she has gloriously overcome all the hideous persecution to forge a better and more enlightened way for herself, a way that actually fractures the body of Christ because she’s going off to start a new one. But me noticing this in the public writing that she is publicly doing, will doubtless bring cries of ‘don’t be so mean!’ Which shuts down the conversation. Either you can say something publicly, and have people respond to it publicly, or you can go hide in your cupboard. But we like to have it both ways.

As we are increasingly offended and hurt, the church becomes an impossible place to actually sort things out. What set of men will want, reasonably, to talk to women about anything, let alone what women can do, if the women are poised and ready to cry Foul at every turn? Men, for all they are so evil, are not usually spoiling for a fight. They want the women to be happy so that they will leave them alone sometimes. I jest…sort of.
What I’m trying to say is, the victimization tone needs to go away. There are some true victims in the world–lots of them actually, more of them women and children–but being in a church that doesn’t think you should, because of the Bible, preach the sermon, does not make you into an oppressed woman. And when you insist that it does, it actually only serves to close off other avenues where you might be useful in the kingdom of God.

If women want to be taken seriously in any sphere by men, I think it would be awfully helpful if they set the tone of the conversation in a more Gospel centered posture–with wisdom, grace, humility. I actually think this is already how things are trending. But the specter of hurt feelings mingled with the muddy heritage of feminism is always hovering.

Likewise, for the men, not assuming that every woman who isn’t squatting over her cooking pot adjusting her veil is the same as Jory Micah would go along way towards calming troubled water.

Someone has to be willing to leap in and talk through what might be seriously uncomfortable issues. Do we want to return to a golden, if not actually real, past? Where women stayed at home and men earned the check and little Beaver Cleaver pulled up to the dinner table in his collared shirt and his cheerful attitude? Where June was so taken with Ward and he was so clever and her pearls were so perfect? (Actually, I would not have minded this. Especially the air brushing.) Or shall we go back further still to the yet more glorious past where the man was probably cobbling the shoes in the front room and the woman was cobbling the meat pie in the back and when they went to church they knew it had been great when that nice bell rang?
Or, maybe we could start from where we are, with women and men both in the work force, women in even greater numbers in university programs, and children expected to all be geniuses by age three. None of these various ways of being are perfect. But we have to account for where we are, and we need to let go of the foolish ideals of utopia. And we need to center our gaze back on the scriptures. And if we want to really go forward we need to stop getting our feelings hurt every few seconds. I say we but I am obviously just talking about you. (JOKE)

Anne Kennedy, Patheos 3 Comments [4/22/2017 12:05:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 126531

As for believing what people will, it is of course the truth. You have rejected the notion of having a Savior who loves you. You have rejected the notion that you will die a sinner in the Lake of Fire for eternity unless you admit you have sinned to God and repent. The door stands ready to receive you, Jesus wants to hug you and call you a Son of God. Accept or turn away, your only options. But, don’t say you were not warned.

AmbassadorHerald , Deviantart 6 Comments [4/21/2017 11:08:23 AM]
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"My Immortal" Award

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Leviathon!

Quote# 126275

While in heaven God and his unit was running towards Lucifer to finish this once and for all. Lucifer seen God coming toward him so he rush towards God and use his power called blade of destruction. Out of Lucifer's sword came out this golden lighten blot and it killed about fifth-teen of God's men. God yelled to his men, "For victory or death!" God and Lucifer clashed their swords together thunder and lightening flashed through heaven's sky. With every blow that God and Lucifer swung the thunder got louder, the lightening got big and was in the sky longer. Deviceus finally seen Michel though all the fighting that was going on and he began dashing towards Michel yelling, "Today is your day to feel real pain Michel!" Michel heard Deviceus yelling at him so he slashed everyone that was in his way that he could get toward Deviceus. Deviceus got closer by the seconds to fight Michel and Michel said, "Brother the side you on will parish from this place come back to the father he would forgive you my brother." Deviceus said. "We aren't brothers no more you will die Michel for sins the new lord."

Michel said, "while die now my brother to victory or death." Tears began rolling down Michel's face as he started fighting his brother to stay alive. More angels were dieing and heaven looked like a city that was called Blood Bath with all the bodies lying around. God and Lucifer were still fighting cutting one other up in to pieces. Lucifer said to God, "You will lose today and lordship will be mines to hold and your life will be unpleasing for ever." God said to Lucifer. "Your life is what you made it Lucifer and victory shall be mines." God use his power called light of angels and out of his left hand came five bright halos that surrounded Lucifer. The halos began shining this great big light upon Lucifer and they were burning Lucifer's body. Lucifer use his power called black mist and charcoal black smoke smother around Lucifer. The halos blow up instantly when the smoke covered them. God use another power called tears of grace and it cleared up all the smoke that was around Lucifer. Lucifer use another power called knife of the fire and on his sword came this fire like balls heading toward God. The fireballs hit God in his chest and stomach and God fall to his knees. Lucifer said to God. "My Father there is no one that loves you more than me. we can stop this fighting now if you just say to me that I am the first and the last in heaven and on earth." God said to Lucifer. "Never will I say that to you because I am the first and last my child and for your miss love I can't give you nothing but the bottomless pit that you are given because of your disloyalty." Lucifer said. "Will your life shall be mines." Lucifer raise up his sword over his head to finish off God and swung it down to cut God's head off his shoulders. Lucifer's came close to cut God's head off, it got so close where it was at God's neck, but God blocked Lucifer's sword with his sword. Lucifer pressed his sword hard towards God's neck; there was blood dripping and slowly pouring down Lucifer's sword. God looked around and he seen that it looked like his army was losing the fight until a glow shoot up in heaven's sky. God pushed Lucifer's sword from off his neck and began fighting Lucifer with rage in his eyes. Lucifer felt every bone-crashing blow that God swung at him so he yelled at his army, "We lost retreat back to hell!" Deviceus said, "While Michel you got lucky this time but next time you will see death.' Deviceus used this power called joke is on you and Deviceus disappeared in this dark smoke. Lucifer and his army retreated back to hell and Lucifer said to God as he was leaving heaven, "Jehovah I will be back!" God said. "And I will be waiting."

Qweon Lee Drayton-Washington Sr., The Next Level: When Faith Begins and the fallen Has Arisen (book) 20 Comments [4/13/2017 1:49:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 47772

The shameful, revolting, and dangerous to the public safety practice of homosexual acts must be contained. Do we want another aids epidemic?

God can cure this disease. Most gays I know don't want to be gay. The gay lifestyle is just too crushing on the lives of otherwise good people. Give God a chance to heal the lives of the Satan-inflamed homosexuals of the world.

against the liberal cabal, Topix 50 Comments [9/24/2008 3:48:47 AM]
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Quote# 126532

On the topic of magic, the hell is right on. Magic is demonic power. Yes, God isn’t the only supernatural power, but His power is not the same as magic. Magic is the devil's copy of God’s power. God is God and can do anything; satan is not god but thinks he is. Satan is after God’s throne and every time magic is used he gets a taste of it, as you are worshiping him instead of God. This is known as blasphemy. Idol worship. It is sin, and without Jesus’ forgiveness, it is punishable by death in the lake of fire.


AmbassadorHerald , Deviantart 8 Comments [4/21/2017 11:08:26 AM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.F

Quote# 86959

Time is up for the 'fun-n-games' of non-scientific evolution, which includes the following;

*Old earth 'Plate Tectonics' or the whimsical idea of 'coasting-colliding' continents and the 'breakup of Pangea' all rooted in science and taught as "fact". Plate Tectonics is a pseudo-scientific fraud used as an 'excuse' to vainly try and prove an 'old earth'. This theory will be completely debunked with true science backed by the Scriptures. Earth is a geological mess and the foundations are out of place big-time (Ps. 18:15, 82:5) due to a massive series of titanic volcanic eruptions, or fountains of the great deep.

**"Dinosaurs died 65 million years ago...." No they didn't. True archeology and human history coupled with massive volcanism proves otherwise. The Jurassic fairytale is nothing but a cartoon-concocted lie 'supported' by models in museums, and Hollywood....

***The factless Copernican heliocentric universe which has zero proof, requires the Earth to perform orbital 'gymnastics' and the moon to shift into reverse orbit (this in itself is absolutely hilarious and rejects the very principal of observable science...), and has been taught as non-scientific dogma for over 400 years. The Bible and true science emphatically denies that the Earth 'rotates' daily on an 'axis' and 'orbits' around the sun yearly. The very opposite is Biblical and true and heliocentric voodoo is Satan's second grandest lie cast upon mankind (followed by "you really won't die" which duped Adam and Eve in the Garden...). Many won't be able to swallow just how deep this fraud extends, and the great extremes mankind has gone to promote this lie along with "astro-evolution". But it is all about to end as scheduled in Revelation, and fast so buckle up!

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth" Genesis 1:1

"He stretcheth out the north over the empty place, and hangeth the earth upon nothing." Job 26:7

"The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein." Psalm 24:1

"Who (Jesus Christ) is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:" Colossians 1:15

Earth is not a "planet" (wanderer) nor does God call His Earth a "planet" in His Holy Word. Therefore should we???

M.A. Masters, Architect, Fountains of the Great Deep 77 Comments [4/17/2012 12:22:57 PM]
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